The kill you game

[MIMA]

^i'll put you in a bag and throw it in the dump to rotten..

 

[entanglement]

VERY slow torture...

 

[Tubbs]

I'll make a custom torture device just for you! (To be in, of course.)

Chinese water torture not included.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^^I'll bash your head in with an anitique typewritter.

 

[Tubbs]

YEAH?!? Well...

I'll spray mustard gas on your face.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^ I'll send zombies after you :zombie:

 

[Tubbs]

Zombies aren't real!

I'll make you confuse reality and fantasy when you shoot the president with a plasma rifle!

 

[MIMA]

VERY slow torture...

that was the point

 

[Deadly]

Since I now have a blender-addiction (don't ask) I shall blend all the stuff that I find on the floor in my room and feed it to you

edit: I have a dog

 

[IdolWarship]

you...blendo...philiac?

i will simply take your blenders away and then you will die of blending withdrawal.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

I'll borrow Deadly's blender and blend your legs off.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

i'll take his legs and kick your head in



@ josey: dude. please tell me that wasnt you in reston this evening a little after 7.

 

[Tubbs]

I'm going to make you die slowly from stalker syndrome.

 

[entanglement]

I'll pull your hair so hard, you'll die of shock.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll lock you in a room with Elijah Wood, which would drive you insane, 'causing you to kill yourself

 

[IdolWarship]

@ josey: dude. please tell me that wasnt you in reston this evening a little after 7.

nah, been at home all night long drinking and playing poker with friends. still kind of sick. hehe, i have alibi's.
if i was stalking you, i'd bring my mom along, like at the bank.

where in reston? so i'll know to stay away from there . kidding .

i'm not in the mood to kill any of you.

 

[entanglement]

aWwWwWwWwWwWwWwWw........
























































Not really























































:Smug:

 

[kerrys wear boots]

right by reston animal hospital... i was messing around with my cds and my mom said "one of those viking-type guys you like so much was giving you a look."

aw, that sucks. feel better.










..until your illness takes a turn for the worst and you die playing poker.

 

[entanglement]

you think of ways to kill the person above you

:Smug:

I'll feed you the purple teletubbie.

 

[IdolWarship]

aWwWwWwWwWwWwWwWw........
Not really
:Smug:

don't make me fucking kill you!!!!!!

i'll gore you in the intestines with a wooly mammoth tusk! then step on you with an elephants foot! then beat your pancaked carcass with a snufalufagus trunk!

right by reston animal hospital... i was messing around with my cds and my mom said "one of those viking-type guys you like so much was giving you a look."

aw, that sucks. feel better.
..until your illness takes a turn for the worst and you die playing poker.

you're just a magnet for viking-types . if it was me i would totally pillage your cds .
and thanks, i do feel better. but please, please, i don't wanna die playing poker .