The kill you game

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

Impaled by a happy pink unicorn

 

[Blind Guardian]

^Killed by a breakdancing nazi.

 

[cadavria]

Doloris !

 

[Mythos Inibri]

chewed up the brain while disintegrating and forced bowel eruptions

 

[The Butt]

Have a landmine strapped to your chest, then kicked off of a cliff.

 

[maiden1]

The story is, your skate boarding down a rail, when you slip, your nuts get caught at the end of the rail, your nuts, they get ripped off, you tell your mates to go and get some help.

One mate grabs your nuts off the rail and said they should take them to the hospital and they can put them on ice for you.

On the way to the hospital they get chased by two poodles, so to get the poodles off their backs they throw your nuts in the opposite direction, the poodles stop and go for your nuts.

Then your so called mates they stop off at the pub on the way to the hospital, meet some hot chicks. One mate says to the other Buttock-who-234...

So now you die from bleeding to death.

 

[cadavria]

poor honey on u and put u in some big bee farm after threatening their houses mouahahaha

 

[FenriR]

Whipped to death with emo fringes. The most pathetic death possible.

 

[The Butt]

^ That's harsh. I wouldn't wish such a pathetic death on anyone.

One word: Woodchipper.

 

[maiden1]

^ That's harsh. I wouldn't wish such a pathetic death on anyone.

One word: Woodchipper.

:Smug:looks like Patrick already had his chipper chopped

So I would kill you with laughter...

 

[FenriR]

Terminal diarrhea.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

being mauled to death by toddlers

 

[FenriR]

Beaten to death with severed genitalia.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

impaled on a tree limb

 

[The Butt]

Bludgeoned with Odin's mighty battle-penis.

 

[EerieVon]

screwed to death by asian midget, amputee, hermaphrodite pornstars

 

[maiden1]

You would be covered in clay then slowly cooked over an open fire, when cooked cracked open then eaten by Darlicks from *DR WHO*

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

crushed to death by a bookshelf

 

[cadavria]

Extract your eye globes with a little spoon , cut ur balls off then fuck your brain with a painting brush n destroy all your brain cells and u'll die asphyxiated cos i'v destroyed your vegetative system. Mouahahahahaha

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

except i don't have balls so you fail!!

and then get gnawed to death by me since i'm hungry