The kill you game

[FenriR]

^ Lower very, very slowly into a pit filled with sex-crazed monkeys.

 

[Lady__Stardust]

Id bite your balls off and let you bleed to death....if your a guy, I cant tell

 

[mutantllama]

I'll sacrifice you to summon a can of soda.

 

[FenriR]

Yes I am a guy.

anyway...
^ starve to death in a building full of pictures of food.

 

[mutantllama]

I'll throw you into a pit of evil squirrels that eat peoples brains.

 

[Lady__Stardust]

Id feed you to a llama

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

lock you in a room with emo music playing 24/7......
talk about a painful death...

 

[zoidberg]

ill get a bunch of old freemasons to eat you alive, and violate you while they do it!

 

[mutantllama]

I'll beat you with a keyboard.

 

[maiden1]

I would roll you up in a carpet then bury you alive..:zombie:

 

[cadavria]

i would make you try my roomies food , u'll die with painful somachache cos ur stomach will try to escape from the food u'll ingurgitate

 

[Lady__Stardust]

Id lock you in a cage with hungry hungry hippos

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

Feed you my mom's cooking...MWAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Blind Guardian]

Strangle you with a cordless phone.

 

[Lady__Stardust]

Id suffocate you with a tea cosy

 

[maiden1]

a cordless phone.......G1

I would stab you to death.......with a butter knife.

 

[Benzine]

I'd take you on a picnic, buy you flowers and then take you to dinner with all the members of Iron Maiden.

You are the main course btw

 

[maiden1]

^you kill me^

^I would kill you by giving you an acid bath, I would start from your feet and stop at your head, then you could play darts for England.

 

[NewWorldSlave]

numb you out. then cut you open. feed you your insides and watch you die slowly

 

[Blind Guardian]

I would have you listen to Cher for 24 hours.