The kill you game

[WarLord Aden]

Grab you by the legs and spin so violently fast that the centrifugal force rips your head off.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Use a plunger on your ass and plunge all of your internal organs out your hole.

 

[DominaLunaris]

send menopausal, v.angry ninjas armed with v.large, steel dildos AFTER YOU!

muahaha!

 

[chris-o-fer]

^ kinky.

Tie you to a chair and play all the Nsync albums repeatedly as you starve to death.

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Cut off your digits one at a time, cauterizing the wounds with a blow torch until the shock kills you

 

[DominaLunaris]

^ has given it too much thought :s

starvation. then embalm your ruins and make a really art-deco kinda of coffee table.

 

[drxfaust]

Crucify you, then laugh and call you Jesus.

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

I would put large meat hooks in between each rib, strapping the individual down to the ground and taking a large junk yard car magnet and placing it five feet above his/her body.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

shit in your face and make you suffocate on my rancid feces and diarreah as you choke to death trying to breathe

 

[Valerie]

Shove my hand down your throat, and grab onto anything I can and pull it out of your mouth. Then disembowel you, and shove it back down your throat.

<3

 

[chris-o-fer]

^ <3 <3

Dig out your heart with a spoon.

...through your ass.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

cut your dick off and staple it to your forehead then shoot you with my BB gun repeatedly on your back and ass until you die

 

[chris-o-fer]

^But I didn't die, and now I will shoot the BB's that are lodged in my ass at you and they hit your adams apple exploding it and you die die die a horrible non talky death.

 

[intestinesofwar]

hypnotize you to cut out your own brainstem, go into the middle of the nearest four-way intersection, and skip rope with it...all while gargling my dog's diarrhea.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

pound on your head with a small dog that has rigor-mortis while your hanging by your feet from a tree in front of your parents church on sunday while the congregation rounds up a jury to condemn you to death for being a witch.

 

[intestinesofwar]

wow...i drown you.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Pop your testicles with a clothes pin and you get a massive infection and keel over.

 

[Accolade2289]

Staple your eyelids shut and push you off of a huge cliff.

 

[mutantllama]

I will burn you slowly!

 

[chris-o-fer]

Rub arsenic on a condom and ass rape you.