The kill you game

[Tubbs]

A gigantic mutant rat will suddenly appear behind you and bite your head off!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

you become involved in the tickle fight, and i kick you in the head. you get a massive contusion, pass out, and never regain consciousness.

 

[mutantllama]

ill shoot you

 

[kerrys wear boots]

mutant llamas go back in time and kill your parents before they have the chance to reproduce.

 

[Tubbs]

You explode into a million peices all of a sudden for no reason at all.

 

[entanglement]

Because of you exploding inside his tummy.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

the crazy bitch that stalked me yesterday comes after you.

 

[volrath666]

I Slam an ax into your head just far enough then with my hands i would rip your skull in half then I would pull your heart out then start festing on it

 

[chris-o-fer]

After you are done eating me you find out I have piss for blood and you pass away from urine poisoning.

 

[volrath666]

Fry your skin and peel it off

 

[chris-o-fer]

Poke you in the titties with a fork until you're pores bleed you to death.

 

[volrath666]

cut your neck

 

[Mythos Inibri]

stab you in the ass with a giant cross of Jesus

 

[chris-o-fer]

Stick a moldy potato up your ass. You then get infected and get gangrene of the sphincter and die an agonizing terrible laxative death.

 

[mutantllama]

I'll impale you, vodoo you then Finger of Death you.
mutantllama is on a KILLING SPREE!

 

[Mythos Inibri]

stick Mexican hot and spicy pork rinds up your ass and watch as the blood intermingles with the hot pepper spice

 

[chris-o-fer]

Ha. That is a happy day compared to when I hang you by your eyelids, then shove 3 live rabid squirrels up your ass and bait your mouth with peanut butter that was festering in a wrinkled fat lady's hoochy.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

You think so eh?? Well I will like fucking..uh , hurt you real bad or some shit

 

[chris-o-fer]

Damn dude, that is the ultimate!

 

[Mythos Inibri]

fucking come unglued and start slashing wildly until I hit something in homocidal rages pounding the skull with a sledgehammer and then poke the dead corpse with a stick to see if it moves