The kill you game

[Tubbs]

You accidentally swallow exactly 11 Cyanide pills. Whoops!

 

[entanglement]

You swallow the rest of the bottle. Double whoops.

 

[Tubbs]

Not before I somehow teleported through time, tied you up, brought you up to the top of a skyscraper, and threw you down onto a large area of sharpened Punji sticks.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

king kong is hungry and waiting at the top.

 

[Tubbs]

Oh noes!!1111

Of course, everyone knows that I could easily win against that puny kong, so I took out a fork and ate him instead. Then after that, I found you in an adjacent entrance into the building, and decided to "accidentally" fall on you, completely crushing you like a silly little pancake.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

i claw my way out from under you and stab you with that fork of yours.

 

[Blacken the angel]

You will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

 

[Tubbs]

My giant grey erk of death will smite your silly little yellow "lol" of foolishness.

 

[entanglement]

He'll keep on laughing, which will irritate you to your fate.

 

[Tubbs]

Your fate will be the same as the skulls in your avatar. :Smug:

 

[Blacken the angel]

You will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

 

[Tubbs]

I'll throw an unusually large, bronze-colored brick at your face.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

you erk yourself to death

 

[Tubbs]

You'll die.

That's it.

 

[entanglement]

Embarassment of being so lacking in creativity. oh teh shame.

 

[Tubbs]

You'll die from making an equally generic remark right after me.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

squished by pudge7

 

[Tubbs]

I'm obviously fatter.

I'll break a glass bottle over your skull, then poke you in the eye with the fragments.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

morbidly obese?

 

[entanglement]

I'll tickle you to death!