The learn thread

Mar 30, 2003
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Anything to learn?

what's your life task? i handle time badly, friendships, receiving, perseverence.

what's lacking what should be added? no sugar please

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just know that life proceeds according to the chaos theory and murphy principles...and there are certain aspects to that, apparently:

- you can foresee NOTHING. you canNOT make any guesses about the future

-all you do comes back to you some time later (the butterfly effect)

-if anything can go wrong, it will
 
i wanna learn to be daft so i could get a girlfriend and we would walk in slow motion in the streets and smile at each other and be happy.
 
the_good_son141 said:
i wanna learn about what a girl thinks when she sees a man nose.i think eyes and that is bollix.they see noses only i dunno why

That's right. If the nose covers the eyes, it's hard to form an opinion of the eyes. So there are the noses, kinda phallic symbols, that's why we see noses only. I don't like big noses, they scare me :erk:
 
the_good_son141 said:
i wanna learn about what a girl thinks when she sees a man nose.i think eyes and that is bollix.they see noses only i dunno why
Big nose equals big penis. I'm the exception that confirm the rule though. I don't have a huge nose ya know. Surely you all wanted to hear this. I'm off.
 
that way you disqualify every big nose you ever see in life!thats phallic!! :) well i dunno the standards by which a nose is considered to be big,its not size so much than relativity with the rest face i read once.
if one likes a certain type(not size)of nose,that outrage me the most.
 
wullief said:
Waiting for the maths or for the vast amount of members of the opposite sex?
Hmmm.. I thought girls weren't so good in maths. Oh well... I'm mainly waiting for maths, but if it comes with a bonus I'll not decline it. :D