The Longest Thread Song Game!!!!

[nafnikufesin]

I could watch her blow
Everyone and their dog...

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Hey! I thought you didn't involve pets, when you flog.
This aint my scene, I'm off to the Tavern...

 

[Jax]

..if only I knew what rhymed with tavern.
But I don't so this will have to do..

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Coz words that rhyme with "tavern" are few.
You rock, just for your attempt...

 

[nafnikufesin]

But you could be held in contempt
Because you didn't try a word like "Cavern"

 

[Lhorian]

But now I'll have to say "tavern".
For that's the only rhyming word I know

 

[nafnikufesin]

How much longer will this song go?
And who will write the music for it?

 

[Jax]

..for all the members here are running low on wit.
Yet the song goes on and on and on..

 

[Lhorian]

...with music from a mute swan.
It will never arise...

 

[xenophobe]

But it may attract flies.
So it's better be kind...

 

[nafnikufesin]

And never you mind
That it's a piece of crap

 

[Lhorian]

...so watch your step.
Before you know it...

 

[xenophobe]

Your foot will be a mess and you'll have a fit.
Now that would be a way to ruin your day....

 

[Lhorian]

...like not being able to buy something like this on ebay.
But like it or not...

 

[NeXTLiFE]

It's still more attractive than a long trail of snot.
So let's not get all down and negative...

 

[Petethedrummer]

Wheres the rhyming, methinks everyone captive
Anyone else think this needs a ^bump^?

 

[Lhorian]

That, or a huge air jump.
Playing mad on my air guitar...

 

[Petethedrummer]

Never got you very far
Perhaps if you practiced every day...

 

[NeXTLiFE]

You'd eventually be OK,
But I bet you wont persevere...

 

[Petethedrummer]

and what is this? nobody has the nerve
to continue this thread, it would be great
it doesnt take that long, wont keep you up late
so somebody start us with a new story....