The Longest Thread Song Game!!!!

NeXTLiFE · Nov 24, 2002

Because you've been busy quaffing the 6-pack you just bought.
You're losing your patience with the road hogging turd...

Jax · Nov 24, 2002

..and avoiding getting sh*t on by that big bird.
Big black vulture-looking thing, it is..

Wandrail · Nov 25, 2002

You think to yourself about that movie 'The Wiz'
For no good reason, you just have no attention span

nafnikufesin · Nov 26, 2002

That's why this song is crappy, man!
Every two lines we change the topic...

Wandrail · Nov 26, 2002

Which is why I visited the tropics
Searching for my attention span and cheap rum

nafnikufesin · Nov 26, 2002

Staring at the woman with the really sexy bum
Hoping the bikini will fall off in the water...

Wandrail · Nov 27, 2002

Or perhaps be removed by some mischievous little otter
Where are otters native to a tropical clime, you ask

NeXTLiFE · Nov 27, 2002

Not to mention bikini removal, for an otter, being a tricky task.
Yes the whole "otter theory" is a bit of a stretch...

Wandrail · Nov 27, 2002

But such an otter, a hefty price would surely fetch
For the enjoyment of the owner to see fine young bottoms

NeXTLiFE · Nov 27, 2002

Yeah, but still about as likely as a ballad by Sodom.
You're day dreaming my friend, like that road hog out there...

Wandrail · Nov 28, 2002

Who swerves off a bridge, flies straight through the air
Distracted by thoughts of otters and ass

nafnikufesin · Nov 28, 2002

His car explodes in a big ball of gas,
And everyone else breathes a sigh of relief...

NeXTLiFE · Nov 29, 2002

No thoughts whatsoever of sending a wreath.
Now, with him gone, it's pedals to the metal...

Wandrail · Nov 29, 2002

Someone hit a rastafarian, he was playing a kettle..
Drumset, that is, now he's smear on the road

nafnikufesin · Nov 29, 2002

With his kit gone, it will lighten the load,
But now how will we keep the beat?

NeXTLiFE · Nov 30, 2002

Same way we 86'd the kettle player, with our lead feet!
The road's ours now, we break nor swerve for anything...

nafnikufesin · Nov 30, 2002

Too bad we didn't break for Burger King
'cause I've got a rumbling in my gut...

kollex · Nov 30, 2002

and theres a chicken who lives in a hut
who hasn,t heard of dimmu borgir

Wandrail · Nov 30, 2002

But only because he cannot hear
Nor can he read, because he's a chicken

nafnikufesin · Nov 30, 2002

But man, is he in for a lickin'
Because the farmers gonna chop his head off