The Longest Thread Song Game!!!!

NeXTLiFE · Nov 14, 2002

Preferably something malevolent and gory,
Sinister enough to make some soil their armour...

nafnikufesin · Nov 15, 2002

Or at least get out of their car more ( :lol:

So let's move on to a tale of road rage

NeXTLiFE · Nov 15, 2002

A common occurrence in this day and age.
There he was, hogging the overtaking lane...

nafnikufesin · Nov 15, 2002

While people behind him are going insane
He's an asshole...

:lol:

NeXTLiFE · Nov 16, 2002

Who thinks, over everyone, he has control.
He'll soon learn the error of his ways...

nafnikufesin · Nov 16, 2002

In the end, it's he who pays,
As we stand around and watch and laugh

NeXTLiFE · Nov 17, 2002

Things will turn ugly in a minute and a half.
For right behind him, a maniac with a short fuse...

nafnikufesin · Nov 17, 2002

Takes out a axe, and with nothing to lose,
Begins to hack away into tiny bits...

NeXTLiFE · Nov 17, 2002

His passenger, the hitchhiker with big tits.
With one hand slicing and dicing, the other on the wheel...

nafnikufesin · Nov 19, 2002

Chopping up what will be his next meal,
But alas, he can't keep his eyes on the road...

NeXTLiFE · Nov 20, 2002

So it's time to pull over and eat, to lighten the load.
MEANWHILE, our road hogging driver up front...

nafnikufesin · Nov 20, 2002

Is shoving his dick up her....

er, maybe I shouldn't go there...

NeXTLiFE · Nov 22, 2002

As much as you'd like to, that'll get us nowhere.

Seeing as how, because of him, major carnage is brewing...

metalfox · Nov 22, 2002

Killing the time, staying alive
Oh god this thread, may entertain!!!!!!

nafnikufesin · Nov 22, 2002

But sometimes it's a real pain
When there are words that are hard to rhyme...

NeXTLiFE · Nov 23, 2002

Especially when you're running low on time,
Like the poor drivers held up behind this pest...

nafnikufesin · Nov 23, 2002

Who wish that he'd flunked his driver's test,
But alas he has a valid license to drive...

metalfox · Nov 23, 2002

don´t drink and drive, don´t use drugs and die
pick up a girl, and enjoy your life!!!!!!

Wandrail · Nov 23, 2002

But if the girl is heavy she could cause you strife
So lift with your knees, not with your back

nafnikufesin · Nov 24, 2002

Or you'll give yourself a heart attack,
But now I've lost my train of thought...