HELL YEAH my back hates me for shoveling all this snow. Avalanche is in Heaven now! I just took him for a walk (after I caught a 3-hour nap, exhaustion kicked in after I took a shower) and that furry bastard took me down a block that the street was plowed, all onto an unshoveled sidewalk. I was taking single steps at a time just to lift my legs over each step of packed snow, and he's just PULLIN' on me to hurry up! That little fucker's got four-wheel drive from BIRTH! I'ma gonna make him suffer tomorrow... take him to a park and just hurl his tire forever! Let him run himself ragged! Heh heh heh...
Welcome Winter.
Now go the fuck back!
Welcome Winter.
Now go the fuck back!