The most hillarious review ever!

[Downfall]

accuracy? well, i dont pretend to understand music, so im sorry, i cant comment on that. but surely quality counts?

I just meant that I don't wonder if someone THINKS linkin park has more talent than Opeth. I'm not going to say one of them is more talented than the other one...

 

[DemonOfTheFall]

Linkin Park's first album is played more accurately than Opeth's second...

Just as accurately as Marilyn Manson can suck his own dick but that doesn't make him a better musician (or does it... I don't know, have to look into that)...

Better yet, let me put it this way: what good is accuracy if it doesn't take much complexity to compile it? I can accurarately put together a house of cards, but that doesn't it make it outstanding art now does it?

And if you won't say it, I will. OPETH IS BETTER THAN LINKIN PARK.

 

[IcemanJ256]

I remember these reviews. I once pressed "show only 1 star" and 2 star reviews on Morningrise to see who could possibly think it was bad. Its fun to look at limp bizkit reviews and stuff, becauase every other one is a joke and the ones that arent a joke are just so god damn hilarious.

 

[Downfall]

Just as accurately as Marilyn Manson can suck his own dick but that doesn't make him a better musician (or does it... I don't know, have to look into that)...

He can't suck his own dick.

Better yet, let me put it this way: what good is accuracy if it doesn't take much complexity to compile it? I can accurarately put together a house of cards, but that doesn't it make it outstanding art now does it?

What did I just say? I said it's no wonder someone thinks that way.

And if you won't say it, I will. OPETH IS BETTER THAN LINKIN PARK.

In your opinion perhaps, I can't argue with that...

 

[veil the sky]

it's actually way harder to play slow and simlpe music accurately than it is to play fast complex music accurately.

just ask any studio engineer!!!

 

[Sadistik]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000005HNA/ref=cm_rev_sort/103-2788892-5726218?show=1&v=glance&vi=customer-reviews&s=music&n=507846&Go.x=8&Go.y=8

Read this review from Amazon.com of Morningrise. This has to be a joke, this is the funniest thing Ive ever read off that sight!

I posted this on the Opeth board back in 2001! Not that it matters NOW, but..............

I think its serious, btw...