The most hillarious review ever!

[crimsonfloyd]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000005HNA/ref=cm_rev_sort/103-2788892-5726218?show=1&v=glance&vi=customer-reviews&s=music&n=507846&Go.x=8&Go.y=8

Read this review from Amazon.com of Morningrise. This has to be a joke, this is the funniest thing Ive ever read off that sight!

 

[Schism]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000005HNA/ref=cm_rev_sort/103-2788892-5726218?show=1&v=glance&vi=customer-reviews&s=music&n=507846&Go.x=8&Go.y=8

Read this review from Amazon.com of Morningrise. This has to be a joke, this is the funniest thing Ive ever read off that sight!

It is obviously a joke!

 

[umdebaba]

Opeth is not good, June 4, 2001
[font=verdana,arial,helvetica][size=-1]Reviewer: A music fan from here [/size][/font]Imagine Limp Bizkit mixed with classical music, it might sound ok if they knew how to play their instuments . Not good, not worth buying, liten to the new album from Cold or Linkin Park, now theres REAL talent

well u know that guys gay

 

[deathbearer]

The review must have been written by some deluded 12 year old Back Street Boys fan..I'm too lazy to get a Amazon password and write a proper review..Whch bands did the kid put above opeth, Cold and Disturbed? lol..lmao..
As Mike of Opeth would say "Boy bands with guitars"..

 

[jester00]

LOL classic

 

[Kaberonie]

I hope a rusty nail flies into his eye.

 

[ChrisEmerson]

LOL that is hilarious. its just a shame we dont have his contact details..

 

[ChrisEmerson]

i find this one quite funny as well:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000005HNA/ref=cm_rev_sort/102-8812561-4668932?show=2&v=glance&vi=customer-reviews&s=music&n=507846&Go.x=14&Go.y=11

apparantly we are all naive..

 

[diospada]

lol......

 

[Parasite]

Obvious joke.

 

[LambOfGod]

I actually dont know if thats a joke. People from my town are very well like that...

 

[Djm]

i find this one quite funny as well:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000005HNA/ref=cm_rev_sort/102-8812561-4668932?show=2&v=glance&vi=customer-reviews&s=music&n=507846&Go.x=14&Go.y=11

apparantly we are all naive..

I remember reading that one a while ago. Reading amazon reviews always has one like that for a good laugh.

 

[andrew_plamondon]

0 of 57 people found the following review helpful

 

[Squeak]

Oh my goodness... What a joke. I swear I'm signing in there and putting my review in there instead! What a stupid-ass.

 

[futile]

Jeez , wat a dork

 

[Opethfan1980]

Eh, I'm pretty sure that first one was written as a joke.

C'mon, no one that's heard Opeth is honestly gonna think Linkin Park has more talent.

 

[antifayth]

about the first guy... we dont even joke about that shit. it aint funny.

i say he should be hanged.

about the second guy... i actually think he was being serious...

he should be hanged. (and incase he was joking, hang him anyway. )

 

[Daan1982]

[font=verdana,arial,helvetica][size=-1]Reviewer: A music fan from Bronxville, NY United States [/size][/font]Opeth is Art. Anyone who has an ear for the beauty in music such as Jazz, folk, classical, but who loves the high spritual energy of metal and distortion, and the "poetic" licence vocalists take in the their death vox "growling" will absolutely love Opeth, though admittedly they are not for the musically naive. They are an acquired taste, that takes a thorough conversance to truly appreciate, but when one finally does appreciate "Opeth", colors and experiences spring forth from their music so rich and splendid with everlasting musical and lyrical moments. Save your soul, buy this cd-- in fact buy every album by Opeth.


Really, really cool how the guy explains where Opeth stands for!

 

[phon1c]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005Q8UG/ref=sr_aps_music_1_1/026-7113132-3148444

you can figure out which review is worthwhile reading

 

[Bleakest Harvest]

Even if they are meant to be jokes the writers whoudl still be hung, drawn and quartered. And sodomized.