^difficult... i would go for the first one... because afterwards i can still have sex... and enjoy it
i seem to have forgotten a question in my previous post,
hmmm:
choke in the beard of the nastiest hilbilly-drifter imaginable or get boob-implants like Madonna's fav bra back in the 80's?
Go to your girlfriends house with her family there and cause the toilet to back up and flood the bathroom or Have your girlfriend reveal that she is a man to you