the new Evile

[Ross\m/]

coke and DP are for pussies, get yourselves some IRN BRU!!!

and yeah, im at uni in a little town in wales (bangor) and apart from some guy who shook my hand for having an evile shirt on the first day there i havn't seen any other thrashers

 

[Lordmoron]

ive had quite a few people say well doen for wearing evile shirt etc but no one ive properly spoken to

 

[Ocelot2010]

coke and DP are for pussies, get yourselves some IRN BRU!!!(

Huh?

 

[Pablokers]

its very tasty.

 

[siobhan!]

its very tasty.

It's very Scottish also, +1 to you sir, +1 to you

 

[Ross\m/]

alba gu bragh! (scotland forever - for you non gaelic-speaking people)

 

[infiniteprisoner7]

Let's hope that it's "The Day that Never Comes". Ha, Metallica Pun.

 

[D.Ingram]

Irn Bru will fuck your face. Its amazing, anyone who likes Irn Bru is immediately made of win.

 

[Heavy Metal Rich]

Irn Bru is the shit. You guys in America can't get it because your government reckons its got some secret ingredient in it that will turn you all into mutant zombie terrorists. But really its made from iron girders.

Do you guys remember the Irn Bru chew bars? They were the ultimate in sweet and fizzy teeth rotting chewiness.

 

[D.Ingram]

Oh my god, I died the day they stopped maiing those

 

[Pablokers]

They stopped making those!!!!???? :zombie:
They were made of win. I havent had one in like 6 years, seems like im not goin to either.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

dunno about dr pepper, but coke taste like shit in the US, they use corn syrup instead of sugar, coz its cheaper. it tastes like the cough syrup you take when you have a cold.

the coke in the USA is the original Coke formula minus the cocaine.

 

[D.Ingram]

the coke in the USA is the original Coke formula minus the cocaine.

Therefore its an instant failure!!

 

[Heavy Metal Rich]

the coke in the USA is the original Coke formula minus the cocaine.

So they tell you. But is it really??

I think I know a shop that still sells the Irn-Bru bars up here but they've shrunk. I'll have to see if they still exist now. I could be telling a bunch of lies.

 

[Lordmoron]

they sell iron bru in poundland, 4 small bottles for a quid

 

[Pablokers]

the coke in the USA is the original Coke formula minus the cocaine.

that is actually not true, because they used sugar before when it was cheaper, they dont have cane sugar in the USA, they used to import it, but now its cheaper not to import it so most of their products replace sugar with corn syrup.

Wikipedia

Corn Syrup:

Use as a replacement for sugar

Since its introduction, HFCS has begun to replace sugar in various processed foods in the USA and Canada.The main reasons for this switch are:

* HFCS is somewhat cheaper in the United States due to a combination of corn subsidies and sugar tariffs.Since the mid-90s US Federal subsidies to corn growers have amounted to $40 billion.
* HFCS is easier to blend and transport because it is a liquid.

Coca Cola:

There is also some concern regarding the usage of high fructose corn syrup in the production of Coca-Cola. Since 1985 in the U.S., Coke has been made with high fructose corn syrup, instead of sugar glucose or fructose, to reduce costs. This has come under criticism because of concerns that the corn used to produce corn syrup may come from genetically altered plants.Some nutritionists also caution against consumption of high fructose corn syrup because of possible links to obesity and type-2 diabetes.

I know my soft drinks!

 

[Alteredmindeath]

hmm maybe I can sue them for false advertising. Oh and I wouldn't trust Wikipedia if my life depended on it, but your probably right. Very interesting indeed, lots of these sodas have weird mystery chemicals in them.

 

[Ross\m/]

they sell iron bru in poundland, 4 small bottles for a quid

i always buy them before my lectures at uni poundland roolz!

 

[Ocelot2010]

Buy it on the internet

 

[evilematt]

the time has finally come to tell you all exactly what the new cd will sound like.....

it will have 5 tracks, and each track will consist of the noises resulting from me putting my lightsaber into all of girls alouds pink sarlaacs one after the other.

each track lasts roughly 10 seconds and ends in me saying "sorry"