the new Gillette shaving.. thing..

Profanity said:
So you're God?
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Profanity said:
That's something I don't understand. There is no mention in the bible that God is split into 3 different parts. If you can find me a quote which says otherwise I might believe it.
Don't ask an atheist questions about god :p
 
Oh for fucks sake.

Real men don't shave. They get as manly and hairy as the fucking possibly can.

That said, if you have to shave, 5 blades is for pussys. Shave with a spoon.
 
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"Gillette announced today it’s most dramatic shaving utensil ever, The Mach 4 Meat Grinder. The 13-blade shaver has one blade for each plane of Hell, and for each of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Gillette announced that the blade will be endorsed by Blades of Fyre, the teenage girls synchronized skating club of New Brunswick, Canada.

The new product is expected to maim men worldwide. Gillette, which seems to have a rather sick obsession with creating handheld meat grinders, expects this best seller to generate over a billion dollars in sales, and to become a common street weapon in third-world nations. "
 
Blake said:
The 13-blade shaver has one blade for each plane of Hell, and for each of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse."

Four Horseman of the Apocalypse ;D

I can't see the picture, but I'm sure it's brilliant.