The News Thread

[Onder]

you softheaded bastards care more about our laws than you do your own. Which is one of the main reasons that place has become the sewer of this planet.


DURDURDUR .. we have more people, which means more criminals, which means more crimes ... which equates to more deaths. Do all of you europeeons have the mental capacity of guppies?

What is your blood pressure right now? Europe Euro...... UNGHHHHH HHHHHNNN.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

What is your blood pressure right now? Europe Euro...... UNGHHHHH HHHHHNNN.

But are you still squirting blood out of your ass or did you get better? I was genuinely worried about you for a while. xoxo

 

[Onder]

But are you still squirting blood out of your ass or did you get better? I was genuinely worried about you for a while. xoxo

It's okayish now. Thanks for asking.

 

[CiG]

Many in the U.K. are talking about knife crime the way 2nd amendment abolitionists in America are talking about gun crime. Everybody loves to shift focus to the easy target of the tool used in crimes, and it never solves anything - just more paternalism and less freedom for citizens.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

but how will those toothless brits butter their crumpets when the government takes way their knives?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Woman sues Samsung for $1.8M after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina

 

[CiG]

Whewlad.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

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[CiG]

Whewlad.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

...

you just had to go and ruin it didn't you

i think the "was unable to retrieve it for 98 hours" already gave it away

thought i posted this in the mort thread anyway.

 

[tagradh]

DURDURDUR .. we have more people, which means more criminals, which means more crimes ... which equates to more deaths. Do all of you europeeons have the mental capacity of guppies?

Jesus Christ, I knew you were thick but that's some impressive stupidity.

People like Dak and CiG say some dumb shit but I can imagine they'd be cool to hang out with. I can't imagine not wanting to batter your cunt face.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Jesus Christ, I knew you were thick but that's some impressive stupidity.

People like Dak and CiG say some dumb shit but I can imagine they'd be cool to hang out with. I can't imagine not wanting to batter your cunt face.

lmfao

oooooooh, the limp-wristed europeeon is trying to act tough. I'M SO SCARED

and you dont need to worry about hanging out with me when i wouldn't even shake the hands of the likes of you.

 

[CiG]

Are people from the U.K. considered Europeans? I know some Brits that get offended when they're called European, but that could be political.

 

[The Ozzman]

Are people from the U.K. considered Europeans? I know some Brits that get offended when they're called European, but that could be political.

They are part of the EU still so *shrug*

 

[CiG]

If we're going by EU membership that could lead to some weird classifications, I'm thinking more of a pre-EU concept of European.

 

[Einherjar86]

you just had to go and ruin it didn't you

i think the "was unable to retrieve it for 98 hours" already gave it away

thought i posted this in the mort thread anyway.

 

[Dak]

People like Dak and CiG say some dumb shit but I can imagine they'd be cool to hang out with. I can't imagine not wanting to batter your cunt face.

<3 u2.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Are people from the U.K. considered Europeans?

lolwut?

 

[The Ozzman]

D O N T U S E C A P I T A L S

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[CiG]

lolwut?

nvm I was mixing up Europe with continental Europe.