The No Profånity Club

[Arch]

If you're interested in holding a position in this premiere club, post what position you want to be in and what you can offer.

Also, there could be more than one position (i.e. 4 vice presidents, 3 secretaries, 6 sargent at arms)

 

[EagleFlyFree]

i want to rule people. i have some candy and a blow dryer, i'm willing to put both those articles to the club's welfare.

 

[Arch]

Okay. You're in!

 

[Krilons Resa]

Dude, I wanna be a sec...I can offer 32 cents, a dirty sock, a few condoms, and a prescription of Paxil.

 

[Arch]

Too bad those condoms weren't offered to Profånity's parents when they had him.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[CONCLAVE OBSCURUM]

funny shit

 

[tara]

I would like to be Commander in cheif. Yeah!

 

[Thanatos]

I wanna be the janitor

 

[Psychonaut]

All I have is an apple core but I can get a colostomy bag when my grandpa's done with it. I'll apply within once I have the merch in hand.

Do the Sargents At Arms get uniforms?

 

[Arch]

@tara: You can be The Commander in Chief.

@Psychonaut: Yes, the Sargents at Arms gets uniforms. We went for the swastika, but our PR department said the NAZIs took that symbols. So we opted for this one:

Although we provide the uniforms, you must provide the elephant tranquilizer darts.

 

[tooled]

I´m in.. I can do anything!

 

[xenophobe]

I want to be a standard member.

 

[Arch]

*frisks and checks for hidden microphone*

Okay, you're in Xenophobe.

 

[Stormwatch]

I want to be the member that stands in a corner saying "Interesting thread" and "thanks for that information" all the time. Can I? Eh, can I? PLEASE?

 

[Arch]

@TakinTheMusicBack: Okay, you're in.

 

[ante]

@tooled : rotflol

I can be the web master for the site :hotjump:

 

[Psychonaut]

That shirt is funny as hell! Awesome! *reps*

 

[Krilons Resa]

@tara: You can be The Commander in Chief.

@Psychonaut: Yes, the Sargents at Arms gets uniforms. We went for the swastika, but our PR department said the NAZIs took that symbols. So we opted for this one:

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Ben_t]

Do you sell that shirt?...I'd buy one!