The Now Drinking Thread

[derek]

You deserved it, calling me EMO!

:Spin:

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

You deserved it, calling me EMO!

:Spin:

okay fine, i take it back.

you're as emo as that woman is healthy.

 

[derek]

okay fine, i take it back.

you're as emo as that woman is healthy.

Thank you.

Can we hug now?

 

[Lunar Still]

Only if I get some reach-arounds afterwards.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Only if I get some reach-arounds afterwards.

only if you can reach around that lady.

 

[Captain Beard]

I probably could, but I just don't have the strength.

 

[Lunar Still]

I'm not Superman, Geez-us.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'm not Superman, Geez-us.

you mean you can't mount fat ladies in a single bound?

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm not sure he has the penis of a stallion needed to find the hole and fuck it.

 

[Lunar Still]

I'm not sure he has the penis of a stallion needed to find the hole and fuck it.

Do you mean to imply that I have a small penis? Because I'm a man. I'm a man who built the wheel and discovered fire and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun. That's what kind of man I am.

(Hopefully someone else has seen Anchorman...)

 

[Captain Beard]

I's saying that at that weight, your penis would need to be so long you wouldn't have the ability to get fully erect due to sheer weight.

 

[Lunar Still]

I's saying that at that weight, your penis would need to be so long you wouldn't have the ability to get fully erect due to sheer weight.

Not only weight, but the erection would require so much blood that I would pass out every time I got aroused.

 

[HalcyonHullaballo]

Not only weight, but the erection would require so much blood that I would pass out every time I got aroused.

I want to see it,I want to see it!!!

 

[DarkNoise]

I should to back off drinking too... in one month I've successfully almost totaled my new car, blacked out at least 6 hours of my life, tried to go down on my fiance while other people watched, and said many things i would never say sobre.

but without booze.... what's there to do?

 

['Nife [Spirit Crusher]]

I'm not sure he has the penis of a stallion needed to find the hole and fuck it.

Not that hard to find the hole man, bust out the flour.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

ND: a glass of Chianti Reserva

 

[Zob Rombie]

 

[Dead_Lioness]

mmmmmm my own coffee again.
everytime I make a cup of my fresh roasted beans
and sip that creamy top espresso full with aroma and flavor,
I think of all those poor people who buy Starbucks every morning


HAAAAA HAAA!!!!!!!!!
[/nelson]

 

[Necromunchkin]

Lagavulin 12 Year Single Malt Scotch Whisky

 

[Dead_Lioness]

ND: Green tea