"I don't know how closely you guys follow the news, what's going on at the united kingdom at the moment, but we've had a pretty terrible disease sweeping the nation, do you know about that? I am of course talking about..boy bands, and girl bands. It is a fucking disease, and showing no signs of slowing up either, the infection keeps spreading. And I know you have a particular problem with this disease in the United States aswell..and in fact, you've sent your disease over to us aswell! Thank you!"