The Official "Dani Filth is sexually frusterated" Thread

[Super Mahrio]

hahah darkspot! own!!!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Cradle of Filth is not quite as shitty as everyone makes them out to be. Shitty, yes, but there are worse bands. Like Akercocke. Or Opeth. Or PANFUCKINGTERA ARGH. CoF has good guitarwork buried under the terrible terrible vocals and sense-lacking symphony.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Like Akercocke.

Akercocke own you.

 

[Shpongled]

dani is surely not as sexually frustrated as most ppl here in this forum...

Probably because most of them are virgins!









(like me?!)

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

Cradle of Filth is not quite as shitty as everyone makes them out to be. Shitty, yes, but there are worse bands. [...] Or Opeth.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

If you walked around more concerned with getting some head, and less concerned with hating christians, you'd be better off.

I think that if more people thought with their head instead of their genitals we wouldn't have to worry about Christians whatsoever because common sense would have eradicated them.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Probably because most of them are virgins!









(like me?!)

Kevin? are you saying you're a virgin?







oh and.. Pyrus: good post
I'd add that Cradle also have great drums

 

[Shpongled]

Kevin? are you saying you're a virgin?

Nah, but sometimes I wish that I was!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Akercocke fucking suck. So does Cradle of Filth.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hahah darkspot! own!!!

My intention all along



...



and you know that any thread here gets derailed when a female mentions her underwear ...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Akercocke fucking suck. So does Cradle of Filth.

Akercocke

... was that any clue?
They even add an 'e' at the end ... that's like suck and then some, and a bag of chips for good measure.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

dude... allow me to restate:

Akercocke fucking own you. I just got their new cd.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I just saw them live.

They blew.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I just saw your mom live.

She blew.

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

I just forced both of your mothers to finger each others assholes at gunpoint while listening to Anaal Nathrakh.