The Official "Fat Messiah - Candlemass Parody Lyrics" Thread

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

wh0sscruffylookn: (4:51:19 PM) one day i saaaw a haaam
wh0sscruffylookn: (4:51:24 PM) dressed in gravy
wh0sscruffylookn: (4:51:26 PM) with... uh
wh0sscruffylookn: (4:51:34 PM) hmm
Bozzltov: (4:51:36 PM) AND AN APPLE IN ITS MOUUUUUUUUUUTH
Bozzltov: (4:51:47 PM) BEEEGGIINNGG FOOOOOOOOR SOME PORK INSTEAD OF HIIIIIIIIIM
Bozzltov: (4:51:50 PM) OooOOoOooOOoooh
Bozzltov: (4:53:00 PM) STILL I HEAR HIS LAST FEW WOOOORDS
Bozzltov: (4:53:16 PM) IC AN NEVER DIGEST HIS SKIIIIIIIIIIIN
Bozzltov: (4:53:32 PM) BUT DOCTORS WIILLL REMOOOOVE IT AND I'LL BE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Bozzltov: (4:53:34 PM) ...
wh0sscruffylookn: (4:53:38 PM) lololol
wh0sscruffylookn: (4:54:14 PM) how good a ham can be
Bozzltov: (4:54:27 PM) lol there should be a song about how Messiah can't swim because of how fat he is. "AT THE SHALLOW END"
wh0sscruffylookn: (4:54:32 PM) hahaha
wh0sscruffylookn: (4:54:45 PM) I AM AT THE SHAAALLOOOW ENd
Bozzltov: (4:54:50 PM) hahaha
wh0sscruffylookn: (4:55:25 PM) lol whenever i listen to nightfall i end up thinking of more fat messiah parodies
Bozzltov: (4:55:31 PM) hahaha
Bozzltov: (4:55:41 PM) hmmmmmmmmmmmm
wh0sscruffylookn: (4:56:02 PM) Dark is the Whale of Death!
Bozzltov: (4:56:04 PM) I stretch into my paaants. They won't fit, but I'll wear them AAAnnyyWWaaAAAAYYYYY
wh0sscruffylookn: (4:56:08 PM) (the whale of death is messiah)
Bozzltov: (4:56:48 PM) lolz
Bozzltov: (4:56:51 PM) TITS OF DESPAAAAIIRR
Bozzltov: (4:56:55 PM) THE FATROLLS ARE THEEERREE
wh0sscruffylookn: (4:56:58 PM) haha
wh0sscruffylookn: (4:57:14 PM) forming a circle of lardass and hair

 

[Captain Beard]

And here I thought I was the only one who always made it a point to speak of him and ham in the same sentences. I dubbed him Lord Ham Pounder.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

at the shallow end ahahaha

 

[Jasonic]

Burger Burger on the Wall!

 

[JBroll]

At The Shallow End is brilliant.

When I saw them last year, I went around after their set trying to find the whole band to sign a CD - one of the guys (I think it was the bassist) helped me try to find the other members... "You have him, he's around somewhere, he's in the bus... the fat one's not around anymore, and..."

Jeff

 

[stefan86]

kinda fun how most ultra fat singers have operatic/loud voices. doesn't work with warrel though.. hmm

 

[Will Bozarth]

At The Shallow End is brilliant.

When I saw them last year, I went around after their set trying to find the whole band to sign a CD - one of the guys (I think it was the bassist) helped me try to find the other members... "You have him, he's around somewhere, he's in the bus... the fat one's not around anymore, and..."

Jeff