OK, so I just read through all 7 pages of randomness, and I can't help thinking: I'm hungry. But, see, the thing is, I'm in my pj's and tumfy sockies, and I don't want to go out for anything. Well, that, and it's late, so it shouldn't be anything big or the nightmares with Donny Osmond and the Elmo doll will come screaming back. I thought briefly about Kevin's spectacular notion regarding grilled cheese with bacon, but I think that qualifies as something big. Now an apple on the other hand, would prevent the local building department from red-tagging my ass and insisting I not add on further without a building permit and engineering reports, but they can go f*** themselves, I'm hungrier than an apple. So, I've decided this thread calls for ice cream. It's been a long and arduous read and I think I've earned it.