The Opeth Limerick Thread

[Shadows Skulk]

except I'm a woman...lmao, I'll take that as a compliment anyway!

asl

 

[Shadows Skulk]

hehehe I was joking

 

[Sanzen]

the curse of the Opeth forum strikes again!

 

[dorian gray]

^heheheh

 

[dorian gray]

^damnit! again with laughing at the FAQ!

 

[dorian gray]

it was worth a try though eh?

 

[The Dude]

There was a synth killar named Per
Who's arrival it caused quite a stir
With hair long and black
He sat up the back
But did not play the end of Leper


What's the deal? Am I right?

 

[Psycroptipath]

There once were four men from someplace
Who sang about Melinda's face
The name of each man
Was known all through the land
Except for the guy who played bass

FUCKIN SMASH! thats the funiest thing ive heard all day. This thread rules please dont delete it.

 

[Metalloid]

On this board Opethians unite!
But threads about religion always end in a fight
So why won't the boys give us an update?
All this talk about pirates is keeping me up late

We shall see what Mike and Co have in store for us
Fear not, I think they'll deliver
but if not, I'm going to drink enough to damage my liver

Now I'm boring you with my personal life,
let's get back to our discussions that end up in strife!

 

[Metalloid]

I was trying to do a limerick, but it wasn't working out. and I don't think "strife" works in that last sentence, but whatever

 

[burton]

that was pretty good metalloid. and strife seems to work, look at the dictionary.com definition.

 

[The Dude]

The guy who wrote My Arms Your Hearse
Possesed a fine Swedish Manpurse
"It makes you look gay!"
Pete told him one day
But deep down he was envious.


"Why can't I have a Swedish Manpurse?
I want one so much that it hurts!
With dead badger skin
And crocodile trim
So grande it will make Mike jellurse!" (*suddenly adopts French accent)


To be Concluded.....

 

[The Dude]

...

"But where will I find such a bag?
I'll just ask that Gunhaver fag!
But now he's Trey Parker
He's such a cocksarker
And his haikus make me want to gag!"

...

 

[Sanzen]

ALS?

becker was awesome
before getting ALS
now he's a veggie

haikus > limericks

that's funny because it's audacious and in poor taste.

 

[dorian gray]

Jeff's limericks are hilarious.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

becker isn't a veggie either, he just...can't move. that would suck. i feel sorry for him.

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

The guy who wrote My Arms Your Hearse
Possesed a fine Swedish Manpurse
"It makes you look gay!"
Pete told him one day
But deep down he was envious.


"Why can't I have a Swedish Manpurse?
I want one so much that it hurts!
With dead badger skin
And crocodile trim
So grande it will make Mike jellurse!" (*suddenly adopts French accent)


To be Concluded.....

dude that was classic

 

[The Dude]

The saga of the manpurse continues...


It's time for my plan to unfurl
I've got my new bag - it's a pearl
Bought it on eBay
The seller's from Norway
But I ain't no hollaback girl

uh-huh, this my shit, this my shit
uh-huh, this my shit, this my shit
Gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall
B-A-N-A-N-A-S



OH NO! THREAD SUDDENLY HIJACKED BY GWEN STEFANI!!!

 

[Longinus]

Once he had a manpurse
that was only his
once he would bid
on ebay
for it

now he is moustaching this naked floor
with his hair and blood
as time passes by
and the bid is over


ROTFL

 

[Dark Thane]

this is my dumb limerick...

deep in the forest of wood,
there once were 4 men that stood,
when one crouched down to relax,
the others glanced at his crack,
and they all laughed it up really good