I don't care if it is fake or not, it's fucking hilarious.
http://www.noob.us/humor/the-perfect-date/
http://www.noob.us/humor/the-perfect-date/
You'll get more satisfaction out of pooping.
Now that I'm looking forward to.
Other things I'm looking forward to today:
-Eating the cottage cheese I just bought
Some people on this forum get more satisfaction out of pooping than sex.