"the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples"

[genocide roach]

protect your warrior from the poser disease with manowar condoms!

MANOWAR fans have requested a special piece of merchandise from their favorite metal band. MANOWAR has heard these requests and delivered. The new MANOWAR condoms are the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples. Whether you are looking to spice things up in the bedroom or meet somebody new after the show, MANOWAR condoms will do the trick. Now, you are ready for any chance meetings that turn into unexpected friendships.

This special "Warrior's Shield" is made of 100% natural rubber latex and transparent in color. All condoms are FDA approved against pregnancy, AIDS and other STD's. Expiration date, lot numbers and health advisories printed on the back of each condom.

The "Warrior's Shield" is individually packaged with the white MANOWAR logo emblazoned on the package. The "Warrior's Shield" is sold five (5) condoms per bag.

Now you can not only say Fuck The World, you can do it as well.

\m/
~gR~

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

This is easily the greatest idea to ever exist in the history of the world.

 

[The Ozzman]

This topic elicited nothing but derisive comments about Manowar on the Megadeth forums

 

[genocide roach]

yeah, we can stay away from the "manowar sucks" stuff. although if manowar were gay, i bet they would only suck your dick if you were wearing a warrior shield
~gR~

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Mort Divine]

manowar sucks

 

[genocide roach]

why do you have to be so difficult?
~gR~

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

because he is an emo kid

 

[Valerie]

Now you can not only say Fuck The World, you can do it as well.

Best sales pitch ever.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Baha.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

manowar sucks

Why all the negativity?

I think it's fucking awesome & hilarious. Only problem now is actually making profit from these things.

 

[cookiecutter]

I am amused

 

[Satanstoenail]

This reeks of a cheap gimmick. Surely this can't have been approved by Manowar. Everyone knows that real True Metal Men use their loincloths. A quick rinse in the river and they're off on their way to slay some more false metal pansies.

 

[supseudonymous]

This reeks of a cheap gimmick. Surely this can't have been approved by Manowar. Everyone knows that real True Metal Men use their loincloths. A quick rinse in the river and they're off on their way to slay some more false metal pansies.

Real men don't need protection. Any inadvertent babies are great sustenance.

 

[tagradh]

For_the_fucking_win.

 

[mutantllama]

manowar sucks

No u sux!

 

[unknown]

Get yourself some Ulver Cologne and Manowar Condoms, and there'll be no way the ladies could resist you.

 

[ohiogrinder]

I don't necessarily hate Manowar, but thats just fucking ridiculous

 

[Matt]

For_the_fucking_win.

.

manowar sucks

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[sevag00]

I hate Manowar, but this is a very good idea.