"the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples"

[PanzerKunt]

hope its better than the wacken condom

 

[Jreg]

Mrs. Jreg already made it perfectly clear that this would be the ultimate mood-killer.

But fuck her. She's a slave, not a wife.

 

[genocide roach]

dude, next time you sleep with her, wear that and play pleasure slave. that would be the ultimate sexual experience
~gR~

 

[Jreg]

dude, next time you sleep with her, wear that and play pleasure slave. that would be the ultimate sexual experience
~gR~

No matter how many times I put it in the suggestion box, she refuses to accept that I'm serious.

 

[genocide roach]

dont ask, just do it. like anal!
~gR~

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Bringing new meaning to "Ride The Dragon".

 

[waif]

Nice...

 

[Manic Ferocity]

Manowar is just about the most un-gay band in existence.

Just thought I'd clarify that.

 

[Evil?]

Bringing new meaning to "Ride The Dragon".

 

[mutantllama]

Dragon cock.

wtf?

 

[cookiecutter]

How did he sit through the tatooing process? Must've been extremely painful.

 

[Evil?]

I love how the pic was quoted and now there are two!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I have to scroll past it.

 

[False Joe]

Apparently he had to pull it across a block of something or other and it was tattoed onto his ball sac like that.

What a stupid idea man. It's like a woman getting her clit tattooed.

 

[Evil?]

Ya, except this is fucking awesome. I wish my cock looked like a fucking Dragon.

 

[mutantllama]

I love how the pic was quoted and now there are two!

Only one now!

 

[Evil?]

Bastard.

 

[False Joe]

Dude no you don't man.

It'd be like having a giant picture of Rabid Headbanger on your cock. It would just turn the ladies off.

BURN.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Dude no you don't man.

It'd be like having a giant picture of Rabid Headbanger on your cock. It would just turn the ladies off.

BURN.

If there was a picture of me on someones cock, I'm pretty sure any women who even looked at it would have the greatest orgasm of her life.

 

[False Joe]

If by orgasm you mean stroke, then yes.