"the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples"

[mutantllama]

I'm guessing it would hurt like hell.

 

[False Joe]

I'm such a fucking child.

That made me laugh for like five minutes straight.

 

[Zephyrus]

Hey Joe I put a link to your blog in my site.

 

[stitches2990]

Why does it look like something was censored out of the picture...

Is there something under the bar that could possibly offend someone...

 

[False Joe]

Hey Joe I put a link to your blog in my site.

Awesome

Cheers man.

Favour returned.

 

[mutantllama]

Why does it look like something was censored out of the picture...

Is there something under the bar that could possibly offend someone...

Yeah, what is that silver thing?

 

[Valerie]

Yeah, what is that silver thing?

A prince albert.

 

[mutantllama]

I see.

 

[imajellybeanx]

i have so many thoughts that come to mind when i saw those condoms. first, omg where can i buy them? That would be an amazing birthday present for my fiance. granted hed much rather prefer dream theater ones. and second, are they like cheaply made condoms like dollar store condoms? because than there really not worth it.

 

[Pessimism]

These are better: