"the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples"

[Rabid Headbanger]

Naturally the orgasm would overload her senses and she would be instantly struck dead by the veiwing of my godly visage.

 

[False Joe]

I'm abit pissed to think of some kind of logical response, so.

NO U.

 

[mutantllama]

Bastard.

I did it for the lulz.

 

[mutantllama]

I'm abit pissed to think of some kind of logical response, so.

NO U.

So are you saying that Rabid would be struck dead of himself?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

It's the main reason I avoid mirrors.

 

[mutantllama]

Struck dead from your ugliness?

 

[False Joe]

So are you saying that Rabid would be struck dead of himself?

I think your mom gets struck dead by my gianourmous penis if that helps.

 

[mutantllama]

Well if gianourmous is needle sized I could see why.

 

[False Joe]

Because your moms vagina looks like it's been hit by the ray from honey I shrunk the kids?

 

[Evil?]

wtflol

 

[mutantllama]

Because my moms vagina looks like it's been hit by the ray from honey I shrunk the kids?

FYP!

 

[cookiecutter]

Wait, aren't smaller vaginas preferred?

 

[The Ozzman]

That decision goes both ways, AMIRITE?

 

[cookiecutter]

wat

EDIT: Is anyone else getting "Meet Gay couples" banner ads? What does this mean for those of us who have posted on this page

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

It's just trying to get me hitched to asians.

 

[mutantllama]

Wait, aren't smaller vaginas preferred?

What if it's too small where you can't shove your cock in it?

 

[Vilden]

Then you rip it open like in all awsome hentai series?

 

[Pessimism]

It's like a woman getting her clit tattooed.

Not a clit, but....yeah

 

[cookiecutter]

Then you rip it open like in all awsome hentai series?

 

[genocide roach]

that tattoo is amazing. and the fact that its on his cock is even more amazing. it cant be easy to tattoo that, especially on the head.

i came across this pic when i was in the desert. we had long discussions on how it was actually possible. in a very no homo way
~gR~