The pics thread

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I dunno, they are gross and foreign to me because I am a prepubescent boy with curvy hips

What kind of tape do you use for tucking?

Pessimism: Enough with the gross hookers already! You're totally killing my chubby.

 

[Mentok]

How similar...

 

[damnromulans]

found another epic HS pic, I'm the fat one

and to prove I'm not lying here are 2 pictures where I am with my dad from then and now

(one on the left is my friend, guess her age!)

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

25

 

[Mentok]

Old enough to party...

 

[damnromulans]

Demon Lung is correct. SN is way off

 

[Mentok]

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

She actually looks older than you, TBH, that's why I shot high.

 

[damnromulans]

she's 34!

 

[Mentok]

I don't really know why, but Asian women age very nicely.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

How was DL correct then? The law says old enough to party is whatever the age of consent is in your state.

 

[damnromulans]

In Japan nationwide it's 13 or 14 but most prefectures override that with a higher age.

I'm hoping I'll age well too, but I don't exercise enough and I smoke so I probably won't.

 

[~Neurotica]

Awesome stuff, Krampus! I like how you're open with all that

Speaking of boobs and areolas... there's some top model I really like... But when I saw her boobs - I thought that was weird...

http://img45.exs.cx/img45/8858/isabeli_fontana-phma1.jpg

 

[Mentok]

Daaammmnnn...those are some saucers man. Kind of disturbing...

 

[Valerie]

Those are what you call pancake nipples.

 

[King Richard]

@ krampus: those pictures are like night and day, wow. You're gorgeous that's for sure. Granted I happen to like azn girls (girlfriend is azn) so that probably helps, but whatever. Now all you need to do is quit smoking and you'll be hawt. You're welcome for the compliment.

@ Alina: lol, thanks for making my morning with that picture.

 

[damnromulans]

Alina WTF that has scarred me for life. How do they get that big on someone who isn't even busty?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

@King Drunkard lol thanks but I'm really just very photogenic. Smoking is hot, phlegm is the new vaginal lubrication don't you know?

 

[Belligerent]

Ugh those titties are horrifying.

Great pic of you here imo

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

She's pretty hot. BTW, what's wrong with big areolae?

Nothing, really, but when they aren't hard I assume they look sort of lame.

 

[Savern]

So those are your parents Krampus? Erm... Am I missing something?