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Klingons do not faint
I can just see rms pulling his little willy out of his pants ready to go whenever aug posts more juicy tidbits
The pics thread
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Hubster
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If you really did, you wouldn't have posted about it. Your story is as transparent as glass, not to mention it reads as though it was cut and pasted from a b-grade porn site. Clearly you're full of shit.
"A true girlfriend experience." Spare me. The girl is obviously just someone you know, nothing more.
Draehl
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Draehl
Lurker
I debated adding a wink to hint at my sarcasm, but I just knew it would come off as even more pervy, so left it off. Choices, choices.
Hubster
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Because either
a) None of the experiences actually happened
b) They did happen, but resulted in the girl not enjoying interacting with him on any level
which means
c) he treats girls like shit and posts stories about his experiences in order to justify to himself that he's a "real man" and that he is right, and they were wrong to not enjoy the experience.
If he was a "nice guy", he would respect women and not post on a PUBLIC FORUM details of his experiences. Obviously though, he doesn't have much respect for women, let alone himself.
V.V.V.V.V.
Houses Ov Mercury
I am picturing a sort of shitstorm if aug posts again. We love you buddy!
Windie
oh okay.
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Yeah that whole thing kinda bugged me, he was posting her pic like she was some sort of trophy he scored, and the flowery language pissed me off even more
It's almost as annoying when guys post smexy pictues of their girlfriend's to show off. If my bf posted a naughty picture of me on a forum, hell, i'd be pissed
It's almost as annoying when guys post smexy pictues of their girlfriend's to show off. If my bf posted a naughty picture of me on a forum, hell, i'd be pissed
Zephyrus
Tyrants and Slaves
Her shirt says "Dulce Soggo"
There is something conspiratorial here... I feel it.
Let us begin!
Dictionary.com states:
Sweet... sweet.... hmmmm... What is so "sweet" about "soggo"?
Google gives one return for "Soggo translate"
Crazy Asian shit
Needless to say, anything asian is probably about rape.
Google's other two returns for the generalized search query "Soggo" give us these:
Soggo's Vid Caps
Well well well, looks like this woman's shirt gave us more information than she planned. Perhaps this is her sick way of saying she is a deeply disturbed tramp! A pied piper pipping a prostitune on her whoremonica!
Or
My god... possibly.... maybe.... she has stitched this small print into her shirt as a message - a message to us ladies and gentlemen. That message? "Help me".
Specifically, "Aug has trapped me in his home for days, and I am now a cuffed and whipped sex slave. Please, send help. My body may be sweet, but it is shackled by my lack of freedom! Please, Help me!"
Truly my fellow forum goers, what is a human without liberty? A being without liberty is like a body without spirit. And a body without spirit is akin to a country without blood... oh my god.
That's it; I can't believe I didn't see it before! Ladies and gentlemen, Aug's wish is to destroy our hard earned American freedom (and don't you "other country" bitches act like you're not riding on our hard earned freedom)! He is Buchenwald to that poor sweet harlot! We must stop him, this is madness!! Her degradation is an allegory for our destruction.
YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL KILL YOU!! THESE COLORS DON'T RUN!!
There is something conspiratorial here... I feel it.
Let us begin!
Dictionary.com states:
Sweet... sweet.... hmmmm... What is so "sweet" about "soggo"?
Google gives one return for "Soggo translate"
Crazy Asian shit
Needless to say, anything asian is probably about rape.
Google's other two returns for the generalized search query "Soggo" give us these:
Soggo's Vid Caps
Some type of hand drawn fetishist bondage slavery site
Well well well, looks like this woman's shirt gave us more information than she planned. Perhaps this is her sick way of saying she is a deeply disturbed tramp! A pied piper pipping a prostitune on her whoremonica!
Or
My god... possibly.... maybe.... she has stitched this small print into her shirt as a message - a message to us ladies and gentlemen. That message? "Help me".
Specifically, "Aug has trapped me in his home for days, and I am now a cuffed and whipped sex slave. Please, send help. My body may be sweet, but it is shackled by my lack of freedom! Please, Help me!"
Truly my fellow forum goers, what is a human without liberty? A being without liberty is like a body without spirit. And a body without spirit is akin to a country without blood... oh my god.
That's it; I can't believe I didn't see it before! Ladies and gentlemen, Aug's wish is to destroy our hard earned American freedom (and don't you "other country" bitches act like you're not riding on our hard earned freedom)! He is Buchenwald to that poor sweet harlot! We must stop him, this is madness!! Her degradation is an allegory for our destruction.
YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL KILL YOU!! THESE COLORS DON'T RUN!!
Zephyrus
Tyrants and Slaves
Interesting word choice, because I was referencing a specific incident.
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Windie
oh okay.
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rms
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im tall, can you at least take out the little part?
I never really realized how many people buy hookers and are proud of it until I came to Korea. This definitely happens all the time
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Say what you want about aug's integrity, but that escort is still hawt. Members of GMD Social Forum, send me your guys with wigs and big lips, plz.
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