I don't even use a pillow, I put my head on a mother fucking brick, and I lay on a concrete floor with no blankets.
I transport my body all the way to Antarctica, Dig a big ass hole about 5 miles in, I fall into that shit, then bury myself. Oh, and I'm completely naked. Then when I wake up, I plunge myself out of the hole, ice flying everywhere, going straight into the explorers cock and balls,(and if they're female, right into their vagina), and then they bleed everywhere letting the cold into their bloodstream.Every night I jump into a volcano and spend the night in there. Then in the morning I erupt from it violently and spit lava into children's eyes.
Your move, motherfucker.
And where is the fucking beer??? looks like my grandpa's bedroom.