And everybody else with long, dark hair, facial hair, and glasses.
This is me yesterday morning with the usual beer/cig combo. It has to be like 6AM here.
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So far I've always found you to be an amusing poster. I'd go so far as to say I've actually enjoyed your presence here. But you wear crocs. I must now rape your face in anger god damn it.
Actually we were having drunk fun wearing the most offensive clothes to ridicule dumb fashionists. Hence the pose and shit. I don't wear Crocs ldo.
Dodens: You look absolutely fucking ridiculous. Grow a full beard or shave that shit.
Here I am at Kuma's Corner in Chicago, eating the Plague Bringer burger:
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There's a guy in the lab I work in who has about five different pairs of those things. He runs to work in the morning, runs at lunch and then runs home in the afternoon. He smells like sweat and patchouli. I loathe him.
See? They're douche shoes.