The pics thread

[Master_Yoda77]

If you can read my Midnight patch, put me back on the bar stool.

This is me presenting at an English conference this past week. Some bitch was talking about how the modern Greco-Roman movies like 300, Clash of the Titans, etc are butchering Classical mythology, and I guess I did this in my response.

Talk to the hand, bitch.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Who needs to join a gym when you can just lift brake rotors and inject motor oil into various parts of your body.

Also

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

Not sure which one is more fucked up

 

[Nephilim96]

Definitely the 2nd one. The first one just looks like a bunch of giant tumors while the 2nd one looks like Wolverine cut himself.

 

[Nephilim96]

I don't believe I've posted my picture here before, so here you go. Shaved my head all by myself.

From a couple months ago

TEENAGE ANGST!

EDIT: Sorry for the giant pictures, Imgur is being a bitch.

And curious for the women (and secretly gay men) of the forum, I'm not totally ugly right? I mean, I have to look better than King Richard.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

haha you really are the perfect depiction of teen angst. You look like a russian street kid that eats rocks.

 

[Einherjar86]

This is me presenting at an English conference this past week. Some bitch was talking about how the modern Greco-Roman movies like 300, Clash of the Titans, etc are butchering Classical mythology, and I guess I did this in my response.

Those movies butcher a lot more than Classical mythology.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Those movies butcher a lot more than Classical mythology.

Oh I know. But they are so damn fun

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I don't believe I've posted my picture here before, so here you go. Shaved my head all by myself.

TEENAGE ANGST!

EDIT: Sorry for the giant pictures, Imgur is being a bitch.

And curious for the women (and secretly gay men) of the forum, I'm not totally ugly right? I mean, I have to look better than King Richard.

At 17 it's hard to say. You already look very masculine for your age, so by the time you're in your 20s you could be anywhere from the apex of sexy manliness to a hideous mongoloid.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

PenisburgerBoy, when are you going to post dick pics?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

When RAOBJ becomes a thing here at Ultimate-Metal.

 

[Nephilim96]

haha you really are the perfect depiction of teen angst. You look like a russian street kid that eats rocks.

Well, thank you!

 

[Nephilim96]

At 17 it's hard to say. You already look very masculine for your age, so by the time you're in your 20s you could be anywhere from the apex of sexy manliness to a hideous mongoloid.

50/50% eh? I'll take those odds.

Hey, and maybe if I actually start to groom myself and care about how I look, I'll look really good! lol

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I didn't say 50/50. I'm just saying that those are the two extremes I see you falling between; chances are you'll end up somewhere in the middle.

 

[Nephilim96]

Eh whatever. You'd probably suck my cock either way (once I'm 18 of course).

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I think you are too old for Penisburger.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I think you are too old for Penisburger.

Oh come on, I'm one of the few people on this forum that didn't have a high school aged fucktoy in college. You're being really unfair.

 

[Nephilim96]

I think you are too old for Penisburger.

Probably. And I'm probably not feminine enough looking for him either.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'm fine with masculinity, but it has to be a refined and beautiful masculinity. Something like this

 

[ProphetofHatred]

I figured you for the "gotta have em furry" type... Guess my chances are blown