The pics thread

[Slammed]

It's one I used to work at, so I'd remember if I saw Jimmy's face or some senile old man with a power metal shirt on walk in.

You paint me in a better picture than my own family would.

 

[Slammed]

acting like you wouldn't cross the deserts of Australia to find that one super rare dildo that you dont have in your collection. Cmon now

I cross that desert once every two years and I've already told you I've never met CIG

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

It's one I used to work at, so I'd remember if I saw Jimmy's face

i bet he'd give you one of these looks if you caught him dildo shopping there....

 

[CiG]

i bet he'd give you one of these looks if you caught him dildo shopping there....

"Excuse me kind sir, where are the XXL rubber fists?"

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

"im sorry but some senile old guy in a power metal shirt just bought the last one"

 

[jimmy101]

Hahaha. Excellent back & forth here.

 

[Slammed]

"im sorry but some senile old guy in a power metal shirt just bought the last one"

It was a present for you, but now you've gone and ruined it!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

is that why you got "Slammed" lasered/engraved on it? For me to remember you?

 

[Slammed]

It says "All My Love From Slammed" when it's fully erect

 

[jimmy101]

"Oh wow, you're such a good boy. This dildo is sliding right in there without any effort at all. You must be really experienced."

"Yes, ma'am."

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

It says "All My Love From Slammed" when it's fully erect

Did you check to see if it fits properly?

 

[Slammed]

"Oh wow, you're such a good boy. This dildo is sliding right in there without any effort at all. You must be really experienced."

"Yes, ma'am."

I'm surprised you used a female!

 

[Slammed]

Did you check to see if it fits properly?

Oh it fits but if you loose any teeth that is your problem!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Lol

Damn, it loosened your teeth? Maybe you're being to aggressive with it.

 

[CiG]

is that why you got "Slammed" lasered/engraved on it? For me to remember you?

It says "All My Love From Slammed" when it's fully erect

Now I know where Slammed got his name from, what that dildo did to him was inspiration.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

but then his username would have been "Ripped"

 

[CiG]

Woah come on man, he can handle it, he's a power metal guy his asshole was born to be flexible.

 

[Slammed]

Now I know where Slammed got his name from, what that dildo did to him was inspiration.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I don't only get my inspiration from you.

 

[CiG]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I don't only get my inspiration from you.

Yeah I know, hence your name, you gaped out old cunt.

 

[Slammed]

You are such a harsh bitch once you cum on a person's back and walk out of the public toilets