The pics thread

[arg]

I took her to a deathcore concert and she was being hit on by other dudes and she was flirting back. I tried to stay cool but inside I was fuming

Right after that she tried to crash a fancy wedding party and of course she was let in cuz she’s a hot girl but I was not cuz I was just a mulleted asian in a metal shirt

She did not come home that night and the next morning I had to call an uber for her from some house in West Hollywood (that she said was a girl’s but yea fucking right) back to our place. When she returned I was yelling at her angrily but she was like sorry baby and let me fuck her and I instantly forgave her

I just wish I had more money to be the only guy she digs gold from but I don’t

 

[CiG]

I took her to a deathcore concert and she was being hit on by other dudes and she was flirting back. I tried to stay cool but inside I was fuming

Right after that she tried to crash a fancy wedding party and of course she was let in cuz she’s a hot girl but I was not cuz I was just a mulleted asian in a metal shirt

She did not come home that night and the next morning I had to call an uber for her from some house in West Hollywood (that she said was a girl’s but yea fucking right) back to our place. When she returned I was yelling at her angrily but she was like sorry baby and let me fuck her and I instantly forgave her

I just wish I had more money to be the only guy she digs gold from but I don’t

 

[Satanstoenail]

How about I put you on ignore fuccboi?

I took her to a deathcore concert and she was being hit on by other dudes and she was flirting back. I tried to stay cool but inside I was fuming

Right after that she tried to crash a fancy wedding party and of course she was let in cuz she’s a hot girl but I was not cuz I was just a mulleted asian in a metal shirt

She did not come home that night and the next morning I had to call an uber for her from some house in West Hollywood (that she said was a girl’s but yea fucking right) back to our place. When she returned I was yelling at her angrily but she was like sorry baby and let me fuck her and I instantly forgave her

I just wish I had more money to be the only guy she digs gold from but I don’t

Dude what are you doing

 

[CiG]

LLOYD LLOYD LLOYD!

 

[The Ozzman]

Tree Fiddy* you fucking mongoloid.

It's pronounced the same fucking way. You are seriously the most inept English Master's graduate I've ever encountered

Can everyone put m_c on ignore like I have again please thanks

People would rather be idiots and engage a user they know is annoying because reasons. It's the same thing with Nick1975. Rather than just ignore the faggot and let the threads die, they'll make 5 fucking pages out of it in an hour because everyone here is an autistic piece of shit when it comes to that sort of thing.

 

[CiG]

People would rather be idiots and engage a user they know is annoying because reasons. It's the same thing with Nick1975. Rather than just ignore the faggot and let the threads die, they'll make 5 fucking pages out of it in an hour because everyone here is an autistic piece of shit when it comes to that sort of thing.

"These idiots like having fun, what is wrong with them?"

 

[The Ozzman]

Sometimes it really do be like that

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

People arguing with @Nick1975 is fucking hilarious

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

this guy is the only person i wish would disappear from this place. He's just as bad as ultimate apathy and shits up threads with nonsesne no one gives a fuck about. I agree with the Plebman, responding just encourages him to flood these threads even more.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

people would rather be idiots and engage a user they know is annoying because reasons. It's the same thing with Nick1975. Rather than just ignore the faggot and let the threads die, they'll make 5 fucking pages out of it in an hour because everyone here is an autistic piece of shit when it comes to that sort of thing.

This is the thing that makes the forum fun
And I think @HamburgerBoy might agree with me here

 

[CiG]

I agree with the Plebman

This must've hurt.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... the truth hurts sometimes.

 

[Satanstoenail]

People would rather be idiots and engage a user they know is annoying because reasons. It's the same thing with Nick1975. Rather than just ignore the faggot and let the threads die, they'll make 5 fucking pages out of it in an hour because everyone here is an autistic piece of shit when it comes to that sort of thing.

At least with Nick it was just one thread and there was some entertainment value in the replies at least for a while. The only entertainment m_c has provided in the entire time he’s been here was him trying to prove he’s not a sex offender by posting a video of himself licking another crackhead’s feet in public.

 

[Onder]

The “real girlfriend experience”. That must’ve cost some money.

I mean, paying for the dates for five days and a deathcore shitshow is one thing, but paying for the flight from Prague to LA, that must've hurt at least 10 times as much. (Aug told me the price for the tickets tbh, I wanted to compare them to mine when I was visiting NYC two years back).

At least with Nick it was just one thread and there was some entertainment value in the replies at least for a while. The only entertainment m_c has provided in the entire time he’s been here was him trying to prove he’s not a sex offender by posting a video of himself licking another crackhead’s feet in public.

I have m_c on ignore list, because he's a pure spammer. Sometimes I click on "show ignored content" and it's like turning off adblock on a porn site, I want to fucking cut myself for doing that every time. I admit the toe sucking video is a must for any true UMer though. I don't think he's obnoxious or offensive, he just spams with random images and that's the only reason he's the one poster on my ignore list.

 

[Onder]

I took her to a deathcore concert and she was being hit on by other dudes and she was flirting back. I tried to stay cool but inside I was fuming

Right after that she tried to crash a fancy wedding party and of course she was let in cuz she’s a hot girl but I was not cuz I was just a mulleted asian in a metal shirt

She did not come home that night and the next morning I had to call an uber for her from some house in West Hollywood (that she said was a girl’s but yea fucking right) back to our place. When she returned I was yelling at her angrily but she was like sorry baby and let me fuck her and I instantly forgave her

I just wish I had more money to be the only guy she digs gold from but I don’t

She's a real professional at what she does tbh. Whoring herself into a wedding party to make few extra bucks, maaaaan. <3

EDIT: It's like something from a sales coaching book. "Try to maximize your profits by diversifying your client base whenever you can. Don't stay lazy, the extra income is what counts".

 

[arg]

I bet it’s not just a few extra bucks but rather to give a white, rich, Hollywood-type guy the experience of fucking her and thus score a new sugar daddy. They likely exchanged contact info and are planning her trip back here as we speak

 

[arg]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[CiG]

 

[mutantllama]

20 bucks Monoxide_child pisses on himself once a day.