Well, I'm glad to say I've never fucked a fat chick, but I have some pretty funny public sex stories. I got caught having sex, shitfaced, in the Plymouth burial hill graveyard by the lantern ghost tours. I had sex with that same girl in brewster gardens across from Plymouth rock, at night though. Still pretty out in the open.
Then that same night I had sex with her at my house, and while leaving she rolled her car over 6 times and into the woods, colliding with a tree. No seatbelt. She was fine but her car was totaled.
Needless to say, we never had sex again.