The pics thread

[Valerie]

Read how i went from being a fat black chick to a semi fat white chick.

I didn't know Michael Jackson had a shitty new weight-loss plan.

 

[Xorv]

the funny thing is this is one of the ads here

 

[CF87]

speaking of fat chicks.

I was really wasted and this nasty fat chick was giving me a blowjob and could not cum. I was just thinking to myself what the hell this fat chick is sucking my dick.

seriously

 

[zabu of nΩd]

yeah seriously, wtf is with that

 

[Xorv]

look what it says at the bottom.....

 

[Alongside Death]

I bet the Polish church would like to hear about that!

Haha yeah with the prayers that are brightening the colour of skin.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I love the greys

 

[False Joe]

The greys could brighten up the day of a cancer child.

 

[Alongside Death]

speaking of fat chicks.

I was really wasted and this nasty fat chick was giving me a blowjob and could not cum. I was just thinking to myself what the hell this fat chick is sucking my dick.

seriously

You don't remember how it started?

 

[Belligerent]

@JFAD ^Or terrify the child, one of the two.

 

[False Joe]

Well, if the kids got cancer, he's probably already pretty terrified.

 

[Belligerent]

you've got a point

 

[The Ozzman]

This site needs 'funny' tags for posts

Oh, speaking of fat nasty bitches, apparently this chick that used to fancy me finally got a Facebook and has gained about 150 lbs since the last time I saw her. She wants me to call her and shit and I'm just like D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

She used to be cute before she gained all the weight and had a kid.

I hate my life.

 

[Zephyrus]

Haha yeah with the prayers that are brightening the colour of skin.

I went to a Polish mass the morning after we went bar hopping. It's not much different from a Catholic mass here, but they call God "Bogu" which sounds funny.

 

[CF87]

You don't remember how it started?

Not really. I had a fire in the woods and was drinking vodka and than about 10 hours later some nasty fat chicks is sucking my dick in her apartment and was not into it at all and it seemed like she was sucking forever(she was like trying to suck my dick off) and was to drunk to care and could not cum and than she wanted to get something to use on my dick and balls...

I'm 5'6" around 130 and she was pretty big and just gross.



I saw her a few weeks after and she was so gross. I think about it once in awile and don't really remember shit. I don't know why am even bringing this up.

anyways post fat chick stories

 

[Astrum]

Well, I'm glad to say I've never fucked a fat chick, but I have some pretty funny public sex stories. I got caught having sex, shitfaced, in the Plymouth burial hill graveyard by the lantern ghost tours. I had sex with that same girl in brewster gardens across from Plymouth rock, at night though. Still pretty out in the open.

Then that same night I had sex with her at my house, and while leaving she rolled her car over 6 times and into the woods, colliding with a tree. No seatbelt. She was fine but her car was totaled.

Needless to say, we never had sex again.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I was videotaping.

 

[Belligerent]

I've only chubby chased once or twice and i really don't remember shit from being piss wasted . One time it was in a hottub and i blew my load all up in the water. I didn't even know the guy who owned the house.

 

[Einherjar86]

I've only chubby chased once or twice and i really don't remember shit from being piss wasted . One time it was in a hottub and i blew my load all up in the water. I didn't even know the guy who owned the house.

Oh man.

 

[Zephyrus]

Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?