The pics thread

[Master_Yoda77]

TBH any dick in her face would make this pic that much better.

 

[Vimana]

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Something's wrong with her face

Yeah, it's not close enough to my dick.

 

[unknown]

wait who is that?

 

[Vimana]

Amber Heard.

 

[monoxide_child]

Something's wrong with her face

it's the lighting, make-up, and angle
that woman would totally look different in a different pic

@ Sentinel Slain
on my screen the huge face pic is even bigger than life-size
how the hell did you find a pic that big???

 

[SentinelSlain]

I took it of her in my apartment in Prague. Clearly......

 

[monoxide_child]

I took it of her in my apartment in Prague. Clearly......

no, i meant
how did you make it be that big???
didn't you have to shrink it to get it posted???
maybe you should have shrunken it before you posted it

 

[DarkShire33]

Because we all know top hats = METAL!!!!!

 

[sevag00]

I don't know if that's you.

 

[DarkShire33]

It is. That pic was taken on my wedding day in 2010.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Why have you glued a bunch of pubic hair to your chin?

 

[Einherjar86]

Amber Heard.

What did she hear?

 

[DarkShire33]

Why have you glued a bunch of pubic hair to your chin?

Because you were kind enough to donate it and I didn't want it to go to waste.

 

[SentinelSlain]

What did she hear?

The sound of my balls smacking against her from behind.

 

[-CC-]

 

[Vimana]

But we are the stars.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

stars are only a million years old?

 

[sevag00]

stars are a few million light years away.

 

[DarkShire33]

We are magic in the night
We are shadow, we are light
We are forever you and I...

WE'RE STARS!!!