The pics thread

Lots of Jimmy's Dead-style critics here. If she has tits, pussy, and isn't fucking insane you know most of us would hit anyone hard. Or to quote Dennis Hopper "I'D FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!"
 
Agree with Effigy. His chick is hotter tbh.

+1

also
i just now suddenly realized why i didn't recognize Jessica Nigri in the first gif Effigy Forgotten posted

it was the hair
i guess i've just spent too much time jacking to those specific pics of Nigri where she doesn't have the platinum blonde hair

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It amazes me how Mort manages to look effeminate with more facial hair than most dudes (including me for that matter. I don't think my profile is suited for a full beard). All those stupid "manly" blogs about how you need to pursue a Duck Dynasty beard for manliness are clearly misguided. Presentation is clearly deeper than whiskers.

Not that I'm suggesting it's a "negative" or whatever. Mort should present himself however he wants. Even if it is gay. :p
 
His whiskers are so wispy and free-flowing that he probably just trims them to prevent them from getting coarse. He's got a real teddybear look to him.
 
I will be trimming them, I haven't been because playoff beard and all, but now that the Wings are out I will be getting a trim in.