The pics thread

[Slammed]

Now I know where Slammed got his name from, what that dildo did to him was inspiration.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I don't only get my inspiration from you.

 

[CiG]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I don't only get my inspiration from you.

Yeah I know, hence your name, you gaped out old cunt.

 

[Slammed]

You are such a harsh bitch once you cum on a person's back and walk out of the public toilets

 

[CiG]

You are such a harsh bitch once you cum on a person's back and walk out of the public toilets

Your wife been telling stories about me again?

 

[Slammed]

Oh c'mon the fact that my missus is with me shows she has limited taste but insinuating she has no taste is a bit rude.

 

[CiG]

Oh c'mon the fact that my missus is with me shows she has limited taste but insinuating she has no taste is a bit rude.

You're right... it wasn't in a toilet, she's definitely better than that.

 

[Slammed]

Such a charmer, I'm lucky she chose me and not you!

 

[jimmy101]

Now I know where Slammed got his name from, what that dildo did to him was inspiration.

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but then his username would have been "Ripped"

This is probably one of Slammed's favourite albums, if only for the album title.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... that might be his favorite album, but his favorite song is "Split Wide Open" by Cannibal Corpse.

 

[Slammed]

Damn I always thought that "I'm going to tear you a new one" was a threat, I didn't realise that for you guys it's a pick up line!

 

[jimmy101]

What are your thoughts on albums such as Point of Entry & Ram it Down?

 

[Slammed]

Whatever you wish to call your sex games is fine by me, just make sure you play them with a consenting adult, or and animal that doesn't bite.

 

[jimmy101]

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

or and animal that doesn't bite.

Richard Gere and his gerbil disagree.

 

[Slammed]

His gerbil never bit m....oops I mean, he has a gerbil?

 

[Phylactery]

Damn I always thought that "I'm going to tear you a new one" was a threat, I didn't realise that for you guys it's a pick up line!

Well it definitely shouldn’t be! Can’t think of a worse pick up line. I once had a dude tell me: “I’m going to plough you into next week”.

 

[Slammed]

And the two of you lived happily ever after, what a sweet story.

 

[CiG]

I once had a dude tell me: “I’m going to plough you into next week”.

 

[Phylactery]

I can hear Joey Styles screaming “Gore! GORE! GOOOOREEEE! Ah my gawd!” Right now.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

And the two of you lived happily ever after, what a sweet story.

yea, he's been plowing Phyl ever since.