The pics thread

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[waif]

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Normally anything with Jayne in it is made of win. But this just isn't funny.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

HEY GUYS IS THIS SPARTA SHIT STILL FUNNY? WAS IT EVER FUNNY? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW SO I GUESS I'LL JUST KEEP SAYING IT SPARTA SPARTA SPARTA HAHAHA

 

[mutantllama]

That one is quite old.

 

[seedofvengeance]

I still get a chuckle from the Sparta stuff. I would have thought that was funny if I had seen it in real life instead of on an inspirational poster.

 

[waif]

I wouldn't. Tbh it's old now. It's only funny when someone accidentally says a line from the movie and someone suddenly shouts the next line...like, if someone says madness by accident, and you scream it...and even then, it's funny-stupid, not funny-funny.

 

[~Neurotica]

Since you probably won't take my advice to go read the first chapter or two of The Life Of Pi, I'll sum it up for you: Zoo animals are happy there. There have been numerous instances of zoo animals that could have escaped but did not. Many escaped zoo animals come back to the zoo. Zoo animals live longer than in the wild. They have better chances of reproduction. They are better fed. That more or less sums up the requirements for happiness. So, in summary, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

You need to come here and see our zoo, where huge 7' gorilla lives in a cage that is only like 3 times bigger than it. I bet it would find a right way to express you how happy it is if you'd be locked there with it for one hour...
Same with bears and other animals. They are skinny as hell too.
So you can stick your facts deep in your anus, suck on my middle toe and shut the fuck up.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I like how the caption just duplicates the text that appears in the picture.

How incredibly clever and witty. Surely the work of a comic genius.

 

[General Zaroff]

ROFLMFAO

My eternal gratitude, I REALLY needed a good laugh and you delivered.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I like how the caption just duplicates the text that appears in the picture.

How incredibly clever and witty. Surely the work of a comic genius.

no really, shut the fuck up.

 

[Valerie]

no really, shut the fuck up.

I don't see the point of this post tbh. Krig is dumb.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

make me a fucking sandwich!

 

[Satanstoenail]

Hahahaha Iwas waiting for someone to point that out. Guilty as charged and I don't give a fuck.

I'd tone down the smugness if I were you. Manowar are on their way to your house to bludgeon you to death with said offending cd as we speak.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

no really, shut the fuck up.

Or you could just accept that the picture wasn't funny at all.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I'd tone down the smugness if I were you. Manowar are on their way to your house to bludgeon you to death with said offending cd as we speak.

How do you bludgeon someone with a CD?

 

[Satanstoenail]

How do you bludgeon someone with a CD?

Well, you get the cd in your hand right, then you smash it really hard on the person's face, then you smash it really hard on the persons face again, and then again and so on. When the cd breaks, you pick up the largest remaining piece and use that until there are only very small pieces left.

 

[entanglement]

Science hasn't proven that animals even feel emotions as humans do, and I also doubt they do so...who cares?

A lioness defends her cubs against predators. You don't need science to PROVE that they have emotions. What do you need? A graph of chemical changes in the brain plotted against time when you slice open each one of her younglins?

That's not really discarding their instincts...they're still dangerous and shit.
And what do you mean, "supposed" to live in wild nature? Did God create them so that they might dwell as happy woodland animals?
And as far as happiness goes, fuck them. My species is more important to me than theirs. If it benefits us to cut them up and eat them, then we will cut them up and eat them.

Die the most excruciating death.

 

[Vilden]

Leman Russ Battle Tank! Got a few of those in model. The sword is ofcourse to kill those pesky genestealers or chaos terminators that happens to walk up to your tank.

 

[~Neurotica]

Science hasn't proven that animals even feel emotions as humans do, and I also doubt they do so...who cares?

Andy, that's a bullshit, sorry
Animals do have emotions. Speaking about wild nature - look at lion's babies, they always play with each other, softly bite each.
Same with dogs and cats. They also know a geeling of jealousy, joy, missing their owner. Life knows tons of times when the owner died and their dog dies soon after him with no particular reason, even if it was feeding by other people - it dies cuz of anguish.
Oh, and -
"A growing number of scientists agree that animals are conscious and capable of experiencing basic emotions, such as happiness, sadness, boredom or depression. A few scientists even see the possibility for higher animal emotions like love, jealousy and spite."

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/living/2003333119_animals01.html
http://ezinearticles.com/?Do-Animals-Have-Emotions?&id=577868

 

[Belligerent]

My dog gets pissed off at me for a good couple of hours when I'm eating steak and I don't give him any.