So, you like your guys to look straight and girlish? You sound very confused to me, both as a male and as far as paradoxes are concerned.

I regret saying "nice purse" instead of "epic purse."
I have a similar school bag. I don't use it any more though it's a bit worn out. Who cares it's just a bag, loads of people have ones like that at school, ruck sacks are less common in fact.