The pics thread

Whereas I naturally look like a man of the mountains, have a large amount of muscle-mass, bones as heavy as rock, and a warhammer in my closet...

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Yes, toilet paper spirit glued to one's face to represent rotting flesh normally accentuates their eyes. Kidding, I do appreciate the compliment.

Also curious as to why I will regret posting that later.
 
I know a bitch who has giant eyes like this too. She uses a lot of makeup and claims that she never drinks anymore because I showed her what shit alcohol can do. She threw up from a third floor once after we were out and we had to catch her dog who ran away. Good times.

EDIT: But Stephanie, seriously, you're not very good at makeup, unless.. Oh.