the post-a-secret thread

EagleFlyFree

crack you like an acorn
Feb 27, 2002
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in a tree. that i have.
itt, we post a secret no one knew about.

i'm jewish, i don't think i told that to anyone here. i'm cool with the jokes, though i know i couldn't stop them anyway.
 
I have a confession to make. I'm not actually a man, I'm a woman. Actually, I'm a horse. Actually, I'm not really a horse...I'm a broom.



a fat broom.
 
I'm not a fat redneck with a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker on the back of a beat-to-shit truck (could be a shocker to non-Americans).