the post-a-secret thread

I have a confession to make. I'm not actually a man, I'm a woman. Actually, I'm a horse. Actually, I'm not really a horse...I'm a broom.



a fat broom.
 
I'm not a fat redneck with a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker on the back of a beat-to-shit truck (could be a shocker to non-Americans).