George W. Bush bears the distinction of being the first ever mentally challenged President of the United States of America (Not counting, of course, Rupert Boneham, President #491). Many people see this as his reasoning for introducing the No Child Left Behind Act which helps retarded children learn stuff like how to change tires, work cash registers, pick up trash in public parks, and learn chartered accountancy. To show his staunch support for this policy, he has mobilised the mass training of all homeless kids, including a month-long stint at Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch.
Also well known as an acclaimed world leader (and pope groupie), in the year 2002 Bush helped usher in an unprecedented era of peace, love and free sex, winning the George Noble Peace Prize for his efforts to mate the Inuit with the Jews. He continued his efforts, leading the world in nuclear disarmament, as he personally oversaw the destruction of the United States' nuclear weapons, a move soon followed by Russia, all of the European Union, East Berlin, and the Canary Islands.
He also continued his subtle agenda to stop global warming and save the environment by discontinuing all government purchases of non-renewable resources and closing all non-Texan-owned oil wells. At the Kyoto Conference, he outlined a world wide plan to switch to renewable resources as sources of fuel, so as to stop all ozone production worldwide by the year 2010. He has proposed burning retarded children as a source of renewable fuel.
Also well known as an acclaimed world leader (and pope groupie), in the year 2002 Bush helped usher in an unprecedented era of peace, love and free sex, winning the George Noble Peace Prize for his efforts to mate the Inuit with the Jews. He continued his efforts, leading the world in nuclear disarmament, as he personally oversaw the destruction of the United States' nuclear weapons, a move soon followed by Russia, all of the European Union, East Berlin, and the Canary Islands.
He also continued his subtle agenda to stop global warming and save the environment by discontinuing all government purchases of non-renewable resources and closing all non-Texan-owned oil wells. At the Kyoto Conference, he outlined a world wide plan to switch to renewable resources as sources of fuel, so as to stop all ozone production worldwide by the year 2010. He has proposed burning retarded children as a source of renewable fuel.
