the Ultimate in lazy-mans drum programming

Still waiting for "Direct Mind Access" to drop... Thinking about it, I actually drum a lot with my teeth, maybe I should just trigger them.

I'm a drummer but have never drummed with my teeth! The carpet under my desk is actually a bit worn from all of the double bass I'm always doing! lol!

Lol@Marcus - I never thought of the term 'Trigger Clothes!' :D
 
Hahahahaha, holy shit, I can't believe I'm not the only one who does that! :lol:

Dude I can play stuff in my mouth that would make Bobby Jarzombek look like a n00b! Everything from jazz-fusion polyrhythms to gravity blast assaults. :lol:

How was that... great minds think alike!? ;)

The grinders usually do the double bass work, while the incisors (normal strokes) and fangs (blasts) pound the snare. Toms with everything in between... Cymbals come straight from the nostrils.

:D
 
You're a master of your craft dude :lol: And Niall, yeah dude, there'd totally be a market for "Trigger Clothes" (or TriggerWear), we should go into business! :D
 
The grinders usually do the double bass work, while the incisors (normal strokes) and fangs (blasts) pound the snare. Toms with everything in between... Cymbals come straight from the nostrils.
:D
:kickass:
Funny, i do the double-bass with the teeth, the snare with my tongue and the cymbals are like zzsscch zsssch (also tongue xD )


I can't do blastbeats, though :waah: :lol:
 
Still waiting for "Direct Mind Access" to drop... Thinking about it, I actually drum a lot with my teeth, maybe I should just trigger them.

Hahahahaha, holy shit, I can't believe I'm not the only one who does that! :lol:

:kickass:
Funny, i do the double-bass with the teeth, the snare with my tongue and the cymbals are like zzsscch zsssch (also tongue xD )


I can't do blastbeats, though :waah: :lol:

Hahaha you guys, I was just coming back in here to write that I'm drumming with my teeth/mouth and feeling all special about it, and I wasn't really expecting others to do it!

I wish I could play real double kicks as fast as I can do 'em with my teeth... I kick ass at that shit with my teeth :D Or technically, it's jaw drumming I guess... the teeth don't really have the ability to move. Or they could I suppose, but then there must be something seriously wrong with them.
 
Man, I have done this shit since I was a child.

I use my canines as bass drums because they have that slap sort of sound. I also grind the whole jaw to do palm-muted guitar parts as I teeth drum.
TOP THAT, BITCHES :)