The ultimate who is more teh metal contest

[Will Bozarth]

I'm uglier!

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll show you my ass.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I'll show you mine!

 

[Lunar Still]

None of you are uglier than the contents of this page:

http://www.eternaldeath.com/archivedsickpicspage.html

EDIT: Just as a fair warning, the above link is indisputably the most disgusting collection of pictures I have ever encountered in my life. Don't click if you're squeamish.

 

[Anvil]

Yummy.

And the most metal is me.

...start your engines.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

It's the Hawaiian shorts that do it.

 

[Anvil]

Thats right. I will make everything metal... Even Hawaiian shorts.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Guerilla > all you fuckers.

 

[lizard]

he's defaulted.

it's obvious I'm the winner, because I work for the govt, I have a family, AND I STILL HAVEN'T SOLD OUT. I won't take a job just for the money, and I play metal in a cubicle infested environment filled with doughy divorcees who view my chain wallet and chin whiskers with a mixture of disdain and desire.

 

[firewalkjen]

None of you are uglier than the contents of this page:

http://www.eternaldeath.com/archivedsickpicspage.html

EDIT: Just as a fair warning, the above link is indisputably the most disgusting collection of pictures I have ever encountered in my life. Don't click if you're squeamish.

ok Russell, yes those pics were extremely sick. Although entertaining to some morbid degree.

And I haven't see an ugly person here on this board yet. And everyone here is metal!! hehe

 

[Vacant_Planets]

lol, you ain't seen me.

 

[Mike]

Russell, haha I actually laughed at the one with the dudes ass falling out only because the title "Droppin' Ass"

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Guerilla easily.

 

[lizard]

no. anyone who flees the field of metal battle loses.

 

[Chromatose]

I am not metal, dag nabbit!

 

[lizard]

well, I am more than just metal as well. I'm just trying to pimp my constituency.

edit: I should add that if you have to try to hard to be an image YOU FAIL.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I'm not very metal. I'm the Dancing Queen.

 

[lizard]

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the musics high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
Youre in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

Youre a teaser, you turn em on
Leave them burning and then youre gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
Youre in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

 

[firewalkjen]

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the musics high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
Youre in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

Youre a teaser, you turn em on
Leave them burning and then youre gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
Youre in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

wow , now was that really necessary? hehe

 

[lizard]

but James is young and sweet!