The Ungay Power Metal Thread

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

hamburger not pizza you stupid fucking dumb ass wanker .

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I agree you fucking stupid wanker fuckhead

 

[hangtime]

OK !!!

dude they have odd time signatures.....thats about it....

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

pukehead ass wanker

 

[neal]

golly

 

[hangtime]

All the wankers come out to play ...excellent .

 

[Super Mahrio]

that Epica girl has a nice body (and i like her hair color) but other than that...meh...
why do people shit on Power metal so much? and please give me an intelligent answer and not "oh because its gay"

 

[fading]

Charlie Wanker and the Chocolate Fucker,,,,,,

 

[hangtime]

The entire metal genre as a whole is gay so why wouldn't power metal be the most gay of them all.

 

[Lunar Still]

everything is gay

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Dream Theater.

 

[Super Mahrio]

The entire metal genre as a whole is gay so why wouldn't power metal be the most gay of them all.

i dont see how this makes any sense..

everything is gay

mmmhmm

 

[neal]

why do people shit on Power metal so much? and please give me an intelligent answer and not "oh because its gay"

its boring, generic, derivative, the riffs suck, the singers are annoying, the drumming is boring and robotic, the lyrics are horrible, its embarrassing to have coming out your car windows, they wear leather pants with frilly shirts, its gay, etc.

 

[El Stormo]

Makes me ungay.

Fapping it to Simone makes a person ungay, I guess. Listening to their music and liking it does the opposite.

She is hotter then Christina. hollly crap.

How dare you! Pish and fie! Pistols at dawn, good sir!

Fuck Barlow!

How dare you! Pish and fie! Pistols at dawn the day after, good sir!

everything is gay for Derek

Fixed.

All the wankers come out to play ...excellent .

are u ready now with bitching around?!

 

[Lordlucid]

Scabbia and Simons together!?!?!
*does his best Max*
ifyaknowwhatimmean

 

[Lunar Still]

Scabbia and Simons together!?!?!
*does his best Max*
ifyaknowwhatimmean

Dude...I would fucking DIE from being surrounded by so much babe. The thought of it alone.....FUCK, WHY WILL THIS NEVER HAPPEN?!?!?!?!

 

[Liverslapper]

Sweet mother of god

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

its boring, generic, derivative, the riffs suck, the singers are annoying, the drumming is boring and robotic, the lyrics are horrible, its embarrassing to have coming out your car windows, they wear leather pants with frilly shirts, its gay, etc.

.

The entire metal genre as a whole is gay so why wouldn't power metal be the most gay of them all.

that's not totally untrue as well

 

[Liverslapper]

Dude...I would fucking DIE from being surrounded by so much babe. The thought of it alone.....FUCK, WHY WILL THIS NEVER HAPPEN?!?!?!?!

If both Scabbia and Simons were surrounding me, I would probably just curl up in a ball on the floor and cry.

 

[Phoenix5]

Exactly with part of "ungay" are you having trouble understanding?

May be gay, but are AWESOME!!!

Haha.