There's something strangley comforting about...

[dill_the_devil]

...sitting at work listening to Pink Floyd's 'Comfortably Numb' on Total Rock radio while sporting a not inconsiderable hangover caused from the consumption of too many Newcastle Brown Ales the night before...

 

[lizard]

I can't often afford imports but that sounds good

 

[dill_the_devil]

Oh, it is...

 

[lizard]

jesus its only 7:54 in the morning and I'm already thirsty for a beer
I think on the way home I'm going to pick up some...because its super bowl weekend! wooooo

 

[dill_the_devil]

I think I'm just gonna go to my girlfriend's house after work, pick up a bottle of wine for her and a six-pack for me, watch The Shining on DVD and chill.

 

[MFJ]

you make a lot of threads. and pink floyd rules.

GO SEE THE AUSTRALIAN PINK FLOYD

 

[dill_the_devil]

I get bored at work easily... but in my defence, try looking for a thread I've started before page 2 of the forum!

 

[NAD]

Comfortably Numb is very relaxing. Pink Floyd excels in the principle of ruling. hahahaha Marksveld's story about Floyd makes me laugh all the time. I told my friend what you did and he didn't laugh, he just looked at me and said "Dude. That is the greatest fucking thing ever. Oh my god." He was beyond laughter.

I can't drink brown ales anymore, which sucks because Newcastle used to be one of my favorites. I drank a Samuel Smith Nut Brown Ale, and a few hours later came down with a severe stomach virus (I get this about once every two years, I end up spending 8 hours straight puking and shitting my brains out). This particular time all I could smell was the nut brown ale, and it was the worst occasion yet. I went blind for like an hour, that's a lot of puking!

 

[lizard]

last night my wife's barf smelled like Barf, but with a distinct berry scent. very wierd.

 

[JayKeeley]

Yeah, I can't drink Newcy anymore either. It gives me the squits, and it's too sweet for my liking.

What's the story with the Pink Floyd and teh Marksveld?

 

[NAD]

I would love to tell it as I have it memorized, but Marksveld needs to in order to give it proper justice. It is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard, remember that thread where he chugged a big bottle of mead and got hosed as fuck in about 14 seconds? Infinitely better than even that.

Mead thread for those that missed it.

 

[J.]

Floyd is very comforting in that it puts me right to sleep, so yes, I agree.

 

[JayKeeley]

I love that thread...

mY NAME IS MAX WTF

MACKS

edit i ljust liecked my monitor and the optionz came on wtf lol stfu stuidowokrs771 15icnh

You know you're drunk when you start licking the monitor.

 

[NAD]

Floyd is very comforting in that it puts me right to sleep, so yes, I agree.

Some people see this as a bad quality, which is funny to me. That's actually one of my rules to give a perfect 10/10 score to an album, I have to be able to fall asleep to it. And yes, I've fallen asleep to Carcass - Heartwork and Morbid Angel - Domination, many many times.

Best album to fall asleep to: Pearl Jam - Ten.

 

[J.]

If I fall asleep to an album, it usually means it failed to fully engage me.

But what I meant was Floyd is boring as all hellfuck.

 

[lizard]

Some of us struggle with how to most appropriately show our spouses how much we love them and care about them. Even as much as some of us may struggle, I can give you an example of one that thing that none us would likely EVER do…unless we were complete and total DUMB@$$E$. We certainly wouldn’t give our loved one an enema consisting of the equivalent of two large bottles of sherry. (And, no, I wouldn’t like that over ice….)

Of course, Tammy Jean Warner IS a DUMB@$$, which would likely explain why she is charged with the murder of her late husband. Of course, while clearly lacking in intellectual agility, she certainly seems to have an overabundance of creativity at her disposal. I mean, would you have thought of using an alcohol enema as a way of ridding yourself of an annoying spouse? I certainly wouldn’t have. I probably would have stuck to the time-honored methods: guns, poison, blunt instruments, etc. I like to stick with what works. Clearly, I don’t have much of a future as a felon….

LAKE JACKSON - Investigators say a Lake Jackson woman caused her husband’s death by giving him a sherry enema, leading to alcohol poisoning. The enema caused his blood alcohol level to soar to 0.47 percent — almost six times the legal intoxication limit, a toxicology report showed.

Tammy Jean Warner, 42, was indicted on a charge of negligent homicide. She is also charged with burning the will of her husband, Michael Warner, a month before his death on May 21.

Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop owner, had a long history of alcoholism, but couldn’t ingest alcohol by mouth because of painful medical problems with his throat, said Lake Jackson police detective Robert Turner. The enema was a way he could become intoxicated without drinking alcohol, Turner said.

“I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I’ve ever heard of someone actually doing it,” Turner said.

Turner said police think Warner gave her husband at least two large bottles of sherry, which is stronger than wine, in the enema.

“We’re not talking about little bottles here,” Turner said, “These were at least 1.5 liter bottles.”

 

[J.]

That story is all over the news here. Yep, we Texans are getting drunk no matter what. And if that means pouring expensive wine up our ass, then so be it.

 

[NAD]

But what I meant was Floyd is boring as all hellfuck.

I know, I was just using your nonsense as a stepping stone to make a point.

Yeah I read the ass sherry incident the other day. WTF.

 

[lizard]

"Yeah baby....move that hose up a bit, willya?"

 

[MFJ]

Oh.. I'll tell the story later on, I'm very tired now. Maybe NAD will do it.