These aren't quite meat underpants, but...

[Malergion]

http://newslite.tv/2009/05/15/meat-business-cards-are-a-tast.html

"The words meat and lasers probably aren't the first to come to mind when you think of getting new business cards, but one company is planning to change that.

Using meat jerky and a high powered laser they have been able to produce a range of business cards which will certainly get you noticed in a meeting."

 

[Brooks]

The words meat and lasers are the first things that come to mind when I think of this board, however.